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CHRISTMAS & NEW YEARS DRUNK THREAD 2009 (NSFW)

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by Nettdata, Dec 23, 2009.

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  1. SaintBastard

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    From my understanding, it depends on the way the implants were put in. Any tit doctors in the house?

    As an aside, I love fake tits. I once heard a guy say that he loved them so much he would look at a regular pair of breasts and think, "Oh great. A starter set."
     
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    Dangerous....how? Unless you're breastfeeding a 7 year-old with teeth and he decides to gnaw his way through breast and into your implant and you die from blood loss...I don't see how it could be dangerous.

    Implants can either be placed under the pectoral muscle or under the fatty breast tissue in front of the pectoral muscle. I think that the former can breastfeed just fine (although her boobs will sag after breastfeeding and she'll have to get them re-done) and the latter isn't physically able to.

    The more you know.....
     
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    I personally don't like them, as so many times it looks like someone has a couple of halved melons on their chest.

    However I am also not really a big boob kinda guy (sorry Hooker). Smaller chests have less chance of the nipples pointing at the ground after time. Think of it as an investment. If I was a big tittie lover though I imagine my stance might be different, as I believe fake tits hold up better with age, and aren't as prone to sagging.
     
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    Provided we aren't talking about breast augmentation for some kind of reconstruction purposes, there are two things I dislike about fake boobs:

    1. They look fake. Sorry, but natural boobs just look better. And you can always tell because they don't change their shape no matter what position the girl is in. That's unnatural.

    2. They feel fake. As in, rock hard balloon fake. I'm not bisexual, but I often wonder why men like this. I can understand the concept if you're looking at them to jerk off, but if they're on your girlfriend/wife/whatever, don't you want them to feel nice?
     
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    Because I really want stripper titties when I'm 65. No thanks. I'm good. Nature was kind and when I do hit 65 if they sag to my knees I won't give a shit. That's what bras are for.
     
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    These things are true about bad boob jobs from shitty surgeons. I've seen those, they suck, and I'd prefer natural A's to the big ugly D's.

    But a good surgeon, a well done tit job, saline implants... They can be damn near impossible to tell the difference. Ok, you can still tell, but it's not that bad. And if they fit the girl's frame and enhance her looks, I'm all for it. Whatever makes you feel better about yourself.

    I'll fuck you either way.
     
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    A girl's frame can make all the difference. I once knew a rail of a girl with huge fake double D's. It looked like someone slapped a pair of water balloons on a broom stick. Which was ironic for her as I'm pretty sure that's what she rode on to work everyday.
     
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    My stance is usually legs on either side of her chest and my dick in between them, while checking the breasts for any imperfections.

    Is that a two point or four point stance? I'm not quite sure.
     
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    I was over in Oxford, MS today and decided to buy some beer since I was in a county that sold booze.

    I was fucking carded.

    Jesus jumping goddamn Christ on a pogo stick, I'm a fucking hundred years old. But it's a college town and the dutiful employee was just following orders to card everyone. ( I presume this includes people that look like they're Civil War veterans.)


    She looked at my license and said "You're not originally from Mississippi are you?"

    I replied "No ma'am, I was born in Memphis."

    Somewhat taken aback by that response she asked "How come you talk the way do?"

    I winked and said "Education."
     
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    Fact: I'm fairly certain I have yet to meet anyone with breast implants. Then again, how many people aside from porn stars get breast implants by the tender age of 21? Just about everyone I know is still acquiring student debt. I guess when I do start meeting people with implants, it'll be a sign that I'm getting older. Or maybe it has something to do with a lack of private plastic surgery clinics in the region? That'd be an interesting study. In any case, I think the cost:benefit ratio of fake boobs is pretty high. You have to find a very reputable surgeon and hope to Christ that your boobs turn out looking good. And can plastic surgeons fix ugly looking nipples? I suppose if your boobs aren't too good looking in the first place, it's worth a shot.

    My girlfriend's stance on fake boobs? Imagine someone digging up your grave in a hundred years and finding your decomposed body with two perfectly shaped silicone balloons on top of your chest. I don't know why, but that's her concern.

    Question: does anyone remember the Kings of Leon from the days of Youth and Young Manhood? They've lost the incoherent mumbling, and I think that's changed them.
     
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    My stance on the subject:


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    Yeah, but mine is me with tits on my head. I win (even though the left one was, as Dcc said, hard as a rock).
     
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    I've hooked up with two girls who had fake tits. There's a difference between a porn star tit job and a normal chick tit job. I'd prefer a pair of nicely shaped natural boobs anyday, but both these girls had very nice and normal looking racks. Just because a girl has fake breasts doesn't mean she has two disproportionate lumps of cement on her chest. They felt a little different, yeah, but I wouldn't have been able to pick them out of a lineup of natural tits even at close range.
     
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    My god, would you look at the chasm between those puppies? That's one of the problems with fake boobs. You can pretty much use them as bookends.

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    Concrete, guys, concrete. Cement comes in bags. It's like referring to 'cake' and 'flour' as the same thing.

    Carry on...
     
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    Bags of sand?
     
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    That works.
     
  19. iczorro

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    BAGS OF SAND? STUPID!

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    As a side note, I'm disappointed that 40 Year Old Virgin only made 2 of the 20 or so top-25 movies lists I've seen for the decade.
     
  20. ghettoastronaut

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    Holy crap, I almost forgot.

    Urinary tract infections occur via two routes: the ascending route (infection from the outside of the body up the urethra), descending (i.e. hematogenous spread via the kidneys); infection a third route, contiguous spread from localized trauma, occurs rarely. Risk factors include female gender, sexual activity, vesicoureteral efflux, frequent catheterization, and old age. Typical UTIs present with local irritation, dysuria as well as anuria. Females are at increased risk of UTIs due to the short length of the female urethra, as well as close proximity of the urethra to the anus. Simple measures to prevent UTIs in females include urinating after sexual activity and wiping from front to back after defecation.

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