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CHRISTMAS & NEW YEARS DRUNK THREAD 2009 (NSFW)

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by Nettdata, Dec 23, 2009.

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    Next time, just mix grape juice and everclear. Much less likely to poison you.
     
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    The same way y'all know how pussy smells.

    Hunting. Sometimes you've got to get down n dirty and stick that shit in your mouth. The olfactory senses take over and you don't so much taste it as learn the aroma.

    I can sniff out a duck in flight or in a bottle from a mile away. Of course this talent did involve chewing up a lot of duck shit, but c'est la vie .

    Don't judge me. At least it wasn't a drunk fat duck with hot duck friends.
     
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    So I woke up this morning, and this was not in my bed:

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    YOU HAVE ALL FAILED ME
     
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    Jesus, nothing ever dies. For the last time: what's in it for me? And sorry, your gratitude isn't enough.
     
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    I'm in it... For you.

    Ladies?
     
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    I've got a dead duck that someone (Not me) fucked to death. A duck for titties?
     
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    So self-centered. There's fuck all in it for you; there's a lot in it for us. Sacrificing your personal interests for the benefit of the group is the definition of teamwork.

    There are several varieties of anemia. Pernicious anemia is due to a B12 deficiency; in order to be absorbed, B12 must first bind to a series of proteins in the mouth, and stomach, forming a complex with intrinsic factor secreted by stomach cells that can be transported across the intestinal lumen by membrane transporters. B12 deficiency results in macrocytic anemia. A person only needs 2-3 micrograms of B12 per day, and the liver contains vast stores of B12 that can last for 2-3 years before B12 deficiency becomes a problem. B12 can only be had from animals which ingest bacteria which produce B12, that is, from meat. Iron deficiency results in microcytic anemia. A final type of anemia is hemorrhagic anemia, where you bleed so god damned much that you actually suffer from a lack of blood, which if you think about it, is the only type of anemia that conforms to its dictionary definition.
     
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    Note to all users:

    Not all of us down here spend our time sniffing duck poo. Sure, I know what it smells like, but not because I walk around sampling duck poo aroma bouquets.

    Carry on.
     
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    My dog will eat so much goose shit that it will change the color of his poo. Interestingly enough, he does know the difference between ducks and geese and he can find both of them.
     
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    Very true. I am an Evan Williams fan myself. Alright, fine, it's rotgut, but it's tasty rotgut.

    toytoy88, however, is from Mississippi. Mississippi is different.
     
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    Sorry to disappoint. I'm an only child - I'm all about me.
     
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    The fuck you don't.

    And I didn't say I went around sniffing duck butts, I said I tasted it and let my taste buds interpret the sensations. There's a big difference between smelling a duck's ass and chewing their shit for research purposes.
     
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    That's like buying high maintenance, unbelievable sex, and crazy in one hard-to-swallow pill.
     
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    What?
     
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    While general disease rates tend to decline with Northern lattitudes, the one exception to this is multiple sclerosis; there are higher rates of it in Northern lattitudes. A proposed hypothesis is that decreased intake of vitamin D may be responsible for MS. Vitamin D, unlike vitamins like B and C, acts as a hormone, that is, it controls gene expression by binding to cell nuclear receptors. An adequate dose of vitamin D is attained by exposure of the face, neck, shoulders and arms to noontime sun for 15 minutes. While exposure to sunlight will not result in toxicity due to vitamin D, oral supplements have an upper limit of 2000 IU. Symptoms of severe vitamin D deficiency include rickett's in children, and osteomalacia in adults.
     
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    This reminds me of one of my favorite scenes from the movie Summer Rental. Skip to 4:20.


     
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    Yeah, and you're quickly realizing that talking about boobs on the internet and showing boobs on the internet are two wildly different things with wildly different accolades from male and female readers.

    Talking about boobs- kind of hot for a short period
    Showing boobs- really hot and not ever boring
    Showing boobs and talking about boobs- make a deposit in the spank bank
    Talking about boobs, not showing boobs, and trying to use them as leverage- lame
     
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    I believe my Cajun friend just insinuated you will want a good gumbo made of diamonds and gold he shit out of his ass before retiring to the swamp to fuck him till he's blind and then wade into the swamp to give his pet gator a round of lovin'/wrestlin'.

    I'm just speculating.

    (Isn't that how they do things in Loo-is-iana?)
     
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    I'm 100% sure that this should have been dropped, like, 30 pages ago. It was fun for a minute, but now it's tiresome. I'm not posting to the Boobie thread...let's all move on with our lives and forget about it.
     
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    four consecutive days of drinking coopers results in what I delightfully term "garbage dump farts"

    guess what they are
     
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