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Kissing Suzie Kolber put it better than I ever could.
It is a scientific fact that Miranda Kerr's ass was carved by Zeus himself out of awesome and "Goddamn!" [spoiler]
Isn't making fun of someone with Down Syndrome kind of pointless? It's not like they would get the joke. Focus: I would say there's still a...
It's spring, it's Friday, and it's late. I spent the past five minutes trying to explain to a smoking brunette how the show "Arrested Development"...
Seek a certain type of pleasure and having men with guns kick down your door and carry you away for it sounds pretty fucking stupid to me. There...
On the internet, I am more or less the same asshole I am in real life. However, my behavior alters pretty drastically when I am at work. I grew up...
Aside from the occasional sports betting, I tend to do most of my gambling in Vegas, mainly because I hate Indians and I know the hookers are...
It's been mentioned before, but skinny jeans on guys. There's no reason a guy should be wearing pants tight enough you can tell what religion he...
I believe that nobody ever drowned in their own sweat. I believe in expensive whiskey, cheap beer, hot girls and Saturday football. I believe...
I did a last minute Goodwill run and decided to go as Ace Ventura: Pet Detective. Horrible Hawaiian shirt and a half a bottle of hair gel later...
I thought the only flying monkeys were in the Wizard of Oz.
If you believe Gawker... "Although he told Harvard he prepped at Andover and transferred in from MIT, Adam Wheeler was actually a 2005 graduate...
I bet that guy in the back gets the pages of Pet Fancy stuck together.
23 Year Old from Deleware Dupes Harvard Adam Wheeler, a 23-year old from Delaware, is being charged with larceny, identity theft, and fraud after...
RANT: My house has been flooded. The rain came down in Nashville like the heavenly retribution for the sins of all man kind. I should have jumped...
If you wanna go that route... here are some tombstones brought to you by the letter N. "Dig up for a good time." "Your coffin or mine?" "If you...
The filming of Peter Jackson's "King Kong" took a turn for the worse.
Tombstone or obituary?
Asian Sesame Street?
One of my all time favorite running gags from The Simpsons were the rambling, hilariously exaggerated stories that Grandpa Simpson would tell. A...