Rave: Just met with a geriatric management consultant who will have my mother out of my house and in a nursing home by the end of the month. After almost a year and half, my family and I are getting our lives back. The sense of relief is overwhelming.
Rant: Went to mass today for the first time in forever. WTF? When the hell did the Catholic church turn hippie? The priest, the deacons, everybody had long grey Jesus-hair and scraggly beards. And they sang every Psalm and prayer. With an acoustic guitar and everything. Lamb of God, even the OUR FATHER was sung. I don't know what's happening to the world today. Rant: The singing didn't change a damn thing; church is still boring and hypocrytical, and I've never been able to understand why people go. Rave: At one point all of my cousins and I went into uncontrollable laughing fits that caused our mothers to glare and pinch us. Mine happened when, as we knelt on the prie-dieu, it shifted and made a popping noise. I looked at my mother, she looked at me and said out of the corner of her mouth, "That was my knee that just let go." I laughed so hard I had to lay my head on the pew in front of me. I finally got myself under control as the priest said, "Let us pray." We fell into silence and my aunt's cell phone promptly started letting out a beeping that sounded like a fire alarm. It. Was. Awesome. Double Rave: My one-year-old niece and nephew (their birthdays are this week) were there. My nephew, Maxx, blew raspberries while the deacon was trying to say the funeral mass and my niece Izzy saw her grandfather sitting in the pew behind her, threw her arms up in the air and hollered, "Touchdown!!!" (He does that to her all the time. And she doesn't quite speak yet, but we all got the point.) It. Was. Even. Awesomer.
Rave: Just confirmed it with my boss, I will be taking some vacation days on Thursday and Friday this week. That means a 3 day work week followed by a 4 day weekend. I plan to be spending lots of quality time with my bed and my PS3.
Rant: Applied and interviewed for an entry level job in my field, which went really well, they basically told me I had the job. I hadn't heard anything for a week so I called and they gave the job to someone else and just never called me. I know its how the job market and job hunting shit is, but still, it hurts. Rave: Beer and cigars.
Rave: Sex. All fucking weekend long. Rant: My balls hurt. Rave: More sex tonight, it's that time of the month this coming Thursday, so we're going to get it in while we can. Rant: Is it possible to get anti-blue balls? Seriously, I need a fucking gallon of Gatorade.
Rant: Haven't had sex in two weeks. With the girlfriend losing her grandfather and spoiling any sex drive*, quickly followed by a hefty amount of raspberry jam on the god damn sugar cookie, I've been relegated to abusing myself. Rave: She just got her pill prescription yesterday so I'm hoping that everything is clear and we're go for sex tonight. If not, I'll be in the bathroom with the iTouch again (what a depressingly literal name...). *I'm not angry about the "grandpa died so I don't wanna bang" thing--I'm a better person than that.
RANT: While stepping out of the shower this morning, I managed to full on kick the edge of the tub pretty damn hard. I'm sure it would have been quite a site to see me hopping about wet and naked muttering every curse word in the books. My toe still fucking hurts too.
Rant: Another day of not hearing back from grad schools. I'm seriously going crazy over this stupid process. Applied to 5 schools back in early early January and have yet to hear back from a single one. I'm just ready to start planning my post-grad life, and I can't until I get this out of the way. So frustrating. Blerg.
Rave: Last night I went to my ex's apartment and we watched Die Hard, got drunk, and fucked. Great way to end the week. Rave: I have the windows open and I'm not on the verge of hypothermia. Spring is finally here.
RAVE: I couldn't be happier that James Cameron didn't win for Avatar. Smug prick. RANT: The Hurt Locker hasn't even screened yet in S.A. (to my knowledge). When it does, though, I'm definitely going to see it. RAVE: Jeff Bridges looked drunk, and Sean Penn looked stoned. Well played. RANT: Helping my dad tomorrow night with replacing the other mushroom vent on the boat. I'm hoping this task will not wreck more of my clothes, like every other job with that fucking boat. I don't even sail! RANT: Poor.
RANT: FUCK so I need to take jazz ensemble for the next 4 straight quarters to graduate with a minor in music. Too bad there's only two sections, 1 guitarist each, and I'm pretty sure they're both filled. FUCKSHITGUCKFKLJSDLFKL:KJFA:LKFJSLFJSLDKJF
Rave: The Zach Galifianakis episode of SNL is awesome so far. Not a single skipped skit so far. edit: Keenan Thompson sucks. So much.
Rave: 3 pages down, and 2 to go. Rant: I fucking hate Caligula right now. Rave:Friend boy is being a mopey little bitch about me breaking things off, so I might let him go down on me. You know, just so he feels better about the whole situation.
Rant: I just spilled tea all over myself. Actually, spill isn't the right word, my glass may as well have exploded seeing as I managed to cover myself and the couch in tea. It was bad enough I had to jump in the shower so I wouldn't be all sticky. Now I can't sit on my favorite spot on the couch because it's soaked. Rave: Went shopping today and bought three pairs of jeans, a few pairs of shorts, and a few cute tops. Also a Paddy's Irish Pub tee shirt. Rant: Spent entirely too much money. Rant: I had to cancel my dentist appointment tomorrow because I have to cover a different shift tomorrow. Rave: I don't go in until 12:30 so I get to sleep in tomorrow morning.
rant: I've gotten shit for sleep the past few nights. Like crawl into bed at 11 or 12, toss and turn until 6, and say fuck it and "start" my day. My teeth hurt, and my throat's sore. I'm hoping some nyquil and advil will remedy this for when I wake up tomorrow. rave: At least the weather's warming up. Was able to take the bike out today. Sure I have to bundle up, but it still puts a smile on my face.
Rant: I had a lab exam, presentation in my marketing class, and spanish term paper due today. Fuck sakes. Rave: Spring break next week. I'll be with my girlfriend. Rant: Staying at her parent's house.
Rant: Can't get an internship for the summer Rant: Can't get a research position for the summer Rave: ......................?
Rant: Just ignored 3 pages of rant rave, which I usually love reading. Rave: Why? cuz Im drunk on a monday!
RANT Room is lacking power right now so I have to haul my computer all the way across the base use the thing. Internet also sucks but what do I expect it's afghanstan; however it's still annoying it take 56 hours to download one tv show from itunes RAVE All Porn sites are blocked but found out that the pic from this board work, what a wonderful suprise