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RANT: All of the guys in stock photos are brooding, baby bird, Edward Cullen types. I'm trying to turn people on, not nauseate them.
RAVE: I've been messing with my sister all night. For the past few years, she's had an aversion to Kevin Bacon. She can't see his face, hear his...
RANT: My ex boyfriend sent me an invitation to his wedding. He's marrying the girl he cheated on me with. [spoiler]
RANT: Working from home pretty much owns bones, but I really need to find something that gets me out of the house more. I feel like I'm starting...
Might as well finish shaming myself, since people seem to be enjoying it. I'm going to spoiler the stories so it's not a wall of text. My...
I'm unbelievably white trash, so I have some pretty good ones. My dad and his brother hooked up with my mom and her sister and each had kids....
RAVE: I babysat my 6 year old nephew today and it was awesome. He spent the whole afternoon pretending that my dog was a dinosaur and running from...
RANT/RAVE/ IS THIS MY LIFE? Christmas Day, everyone at my parent's is having a good time and I'm skillfully avoiding my stepmother who takes issue...
RAVE: After tomorrow I am no longer enslaved to Bridezilla. The rehearsal dinner was last night at a local winery and was surprisingly pleasant,...
RANT: Two weeks from now my friend is getting married and I'm her maid of honor. I am a very patient, easy-going person, but her shitty, selfish...
RANT: Hey asshole, thanks for making plans to come over for dinner and then not actually showing up or calling to tell me you weren't coming....
You son of a bitch. [media]
If I suddenly gave up every single shred of decency and respect I have, I'd hatefuck my best friend's boyfriend. He's a huge Jesus freak and I...
RANT: My roommate moved out a couple of weeks ago, so I've been trying to find a replacement. I can afford the apartment by myself, but I've...
1. What is your favorite word? Avenge 2. What is your least favorite word? Lavish 3. What turns you on? Irish accents and beards 4. What turns...
I think girls withold sex before the wedding because they think it's going to be more magical and romantic than usual. Like you've been walking...
RANT: Still covered in poison ivy. It's on 90% of my left leg and about 25% of my right and it's driving me fucking nuts. I've started referring...
RANT: So, the dog rolled in poison ivy. I know this, because my legs are covered in a delightful combo of rash and blisters. There is not enough...
RAVE: Broke up with the girlfriend and dyed my hair red. Let's do this.
This a million fucking times. I would rather suck trucker dick at a rest stop than ever have to work in a factory again. For 3 years I packaged...