Rave: Walmart $5 movie bins. I found the He-Man and The Masters of the Universe Origins dvd. The first 10 episodes. I am so stoked! I used to have the Skeletor castle and everything as a kid.
Rant: USA wins the World Juniors in OT against Canada, in Canada. Attached Rant: Jake Allen is a talentless fucker and without him in net we likely would have had half as many scored against us.
Rant: Hey, did you know it's cold in the Northeast? OMG!!! It's so cold!!! I don't understand why people are so surprised it's cold. IT'S WINTER!!!! Rant: I have to attend an ethics seminar this weekend as part of my paralegal certification. Friday 6-9:30 and Saturday 9-4:30. Hopefully he'll let us out early?
Rant: Fuck you Jake Allen. Thanks for costing us the gold you talentless piece of shit. Learn to play glove side, dick. And maybe learn how to control/play the puck while you're at it. 23/28? You suck. Rant: Fuck you Nazem Kadri. You aren't nearly good enough to fucking hog the fucking puck as much as you do, you talentless, egotistical little fucking douche. You got sent back down to the minors by the fucking LEAFS. Fuck you. I hate you. I don't care about your two assists, what about the many other plays where you refused to pass the puck to your wide open teammates? Rave: All things considered, it was still a great, competitive game. I figure there would have been a mass suicide from the American team if they blew a 2 point lead with <10 minutes left in the game on two separate occasions and then lost it in OT/Shootouts. Props to the American team, but...NEXT YEAR A NEW STREAK BEGINS.
Rant: Jake Allen-see above. Rave: Allen got traded by The Montreal Juniors today, I don't have to watch him play anymore.
Rant: I'm not as upset as everyone else, but fuck Jake Allen Rave: Last night TheVirgin and I finally progressed our relationship. It was my first BJ in 6 months, so yeah, I'm happy.
Rave: America Jr. lived up to it's title. In a sport they were supposed to be senior at. Rant: This is the only thing in hockey I have to be happy about, since district 5 (Columbus Blue Jackets) is the worst team ever to skate.
RANT: I just realized every one of my single girlfriends who lives alone has two or more cats. Thank God I'm allergic and hate those little fuckers--there's hope for me yet. Might be time to start hanging with new girls.
Rant: I hate people and their shitty New Year's Resolutions to "go to the gym more" and to "get in better shape". Seriously? You think you're actually going to fucking do that this year? You haven't for the last 5 YEARS. And I guarantee you won't this year. You'll go to the gym for the first month and then quit because you got tired of it or have other things to do. During that first month you're taking up my fucking machines that I need to heal my knee from surgery. I will be going consistently throughout the year and you're screwing me over, so just stop. Just fucking stop now. I just got back from the recplex...didn't get a workout in because all 30 treadmills, 10 ellipticals, and 15-20 bikes were occupied by people with their fucking resolutions. I'm so pissed off because I HAVE to work out my knee. I have no choice. I either work out my knee with the treadmill/elliptical/bike or I lose all the muscle growth in my quad in about a week and I won't be able to walk. Hell, my leg is weak as shit after missing a day of running. So while they're kidding themselves with their stupid, pointless resolutions, I get to slowly lose the ability to walk. Fuck them.
Rant: My mom's been making fun of me again. "Godamnit, mom!" I yelled at her, "The living room's got the best light in the house. Where else can I pop my ass-zits without messing it up? I'll clean off the TV screen later!"
Rave: Finished shopping around for a camera for the girlfriend today. Rave: Picked up Cormac McCarthy's Blood Meridian and Gabriel Garcia Marquez's The General in His Labyrinth for $6 at the library.
Rave I guess I don't have to cry, because it was recently announced my favourite band Nine Inch Nails is NOT over, depite the fact Reznor keeps auctioning off all his stuff to fans. Look forward to new music this year, plus an entirely different Reznor music project. REJOICE!!!!!!!!!!!
Rant: For the first time in over a year I felt inspired to write a song and record it. I had an awesome riff, vocal line, and lyrics and went to my music room to record it thrilled that I was once again in the mood to play and write music. That's when my rotten bird decided to step in. My mic can pick up him chewing on seeds 100 feet away and while that is a bit annoying, it's not the worst thing in the world. What really pissed me off is he started screaming at the top of his goddamn lungs and blowing the cans off my head. He ruined every single scratch track I tried to put down by screeching like some one just shoved a 12" dildo up his unwilling ass. With a megaphone. It's a small wonder his breed has been killed off to the point of extinction, I'd be shooting the fuckers left and right if they made that kind of racket in my yard. One is bad enough, I can't even imagine a whole flock of them yelling. That damn bird has some serious separation issues. I was 2 rooms away and he could hear me, but he still screamed bloody fucking murder. He's lucky I didn't stuff his feathered ass in the garbage disposal. Now I've lost all interest in recording.
Rant: I just noticed my rep points are at 666. That's creepy. We all know that 666 is the devil's number and Jesus will strike me dead if it keeps up. Somebody neg me so that I don't have to live with this stress. Rave: It's only -15*C for the last two days! Man, I hope this warm weather keeps up. I'll easily be able to run again. Edit: Thanks. I hope that doesn't happen again.
RAVE: Ultrasound came back "normal". THANK YOU GOD. Don't know why my nut hurts but it ain't another tumor, so I'll take it. By the way, thanks to cdite for this gem:
Rant: I see why Subway only charges $3.29 for their meatball subs. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go take another shit.
Rave:My dad is really really hard to buy gifts for. Really hard. I haven't hit the nail on the head in a while. He has a nice backyard, and he has become really big into birding, so I sent a shit load of stuff to get birds in his backyard for him to watch, including several feeders. He loves woodpeckers, so I got him a suet feeder. Woodpeckers love suet. Well, he put it up three days ago and I got this email from his girlfriend: My dad is the least reactionary person you can imagine (he has aspbergers) and he was visibly excited. I think I hit the nail on the head for once. RantMy dad is a fucking nerd