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If Britney Spears bites it, I'm going to turn the fan on and jerk off into the sink all day long!
Don't blame me; I'm just responding to that Canuckistanian who decided to stop fellating polar bears on stage for long enough to troll this forum....
You Canucks always have to rippoff our stuff. The ballsacker: you fellate a plant with a hairbrush up your butt, while your mom runs train with...
Edit: one exception. Snowballing is fucking hot. Especially if she spits it into your mouth while another man fucks her. This form of spitting...
Rave: water-based lubricant doesn't harm plants. Rant: my mother walked in on me again.
Gris, you fucking faggot-nigger-queer, stop spoofing my account! I SWEAR, I SWEAR, THAT ISN'T ME! I'M PROUD BALLSACK NUMBER 3!
Fuck you Gris, I hardly ever go to the glory hole! And they call it a 'mancession' for a reason, you prick. A man's got to do a man, that's...
Goddamn it Griffin, or Ironman, or whoever you are - you think this is fucking funny? You're nothing but a fail, who keeps coming back here to...
Rave: I just boiled $10 worth of pennies in a pot, drove out to a soup kitchen, and then threw them all over the ground. I LOLed as the homeless...
Rave: I finally did it! It took a lot of practice and stretching, but I finally managed to curl my dick back and shove it up my own ass! As soon...
Rule 283: Only pussies and faggots pass out when they're drinking, so if you pass out you're gonna get fucked. Rule 284: If you ain't some badass...
I've only done it once, and I don't know if it counts, but here's the story anyway. This friend of my friend was getting married, and my buddy...
I hear you boss. Six months ago my big-ass law firm ran into some trouble, and even us partners had to take a pay cut. For about two months I...
Holy shit, I just found the recipe for my favourite food. It's perfect after you've had a long week of kicking ass in the courtroom, nailed three...
Hey there, EinSTEEN - it was pretty QEEN of you to notice this. Quite frankly, I've got no truck with ya'll FAGnadians. Down here in USA-land we...
Rant: my mom won't buy me pizza rolls until I lose some weight, she says. Yeah right. Rave: my shipment of cough syrup arrived today. Gonna...
Rant: My mom's been making fun of me again. "Godamnit, mom!" I yelled at her, "The living room's got the best light in the house. Where else can...
Hey, don't act like you've never done it. The only bad part is that one time when my hand was asleep, I accidently put it on my buddy's cock...