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I understand the purpose of Goodwill. They are a good charity that provides a valuable service. That being said, they lost $0.00 from me taking...
I bet the fact the disadvantaged individuals who shop at Goodwill are really sad that I took some shot glasses and some leather pants. Fuck, they...
Shit, where to begin. When I was in high school, I drunkenly stole a lot of random shit just for fun. Road signs, traffic cones, a penguin from...
There's this place a few miles from the strip where you can fire fully automatic weapons at targets. It's pretty expensive (like everything else),...
And I don't wanna talk to a nutritionist! Y'all mothafuckas lyin', and gettin' me pissed!
I have a sorta-friend that we call "Anus" because of his last name (and because he's an asshole). The only reason I still talk to him is because...
Wait.. how did you not take a shit on their bathroom floor or cause some other sort of mayhem? They seriously charged you $6 for a plate of...
Recently in the building I work at, they put up a "wall of shame" depicting a bunch of people who leaked classified information, or were convicted...
9 weeks. Boot camp. During the last week, we got an opportunity to use the internet, but I used that time to call friends and family instead. I...
"That's the problem with people like you, George. You want results, but you never want to get your hands dirty."
Has anyone ever asked you to "put shoe on head"?
Wounded Warrior Project. <a class="postlink" href="http://www.woundedwarriorproject.org" onclick="window.open(this.href);return...
I was 6 years old. My friend had a brilliant idea.. we could look up pictures of NAKED women on the internet! We typed "nakedwoman.com" into the...
Let's assume that the kids specifically chose May 5 to wear lots of American flag-related attire. What's wrong with that? The school has a large...
Well, according to the video, one of the students who wore an American flag was part Hispanic. Only the students know what their intent was, so...
I don't see it as "a bunch of brats thumbing their nose at their Mexican-American colleagues." It's an American flag. It represents the country...
If someone is seriously OFFENDED by the flag of this country, they do not belong here. I don't even understand how anyone can disagree with that....
My first time ever going to a strip club was the funniest, mostly because of this one insane stripper. I was sitting in between two of my...
Rant: My dog died last night. I've had him since 1996. Fuck. I really don't want to be at work today.
Like this. Ideally, they would show it in slow-motion on the news. [img]