These are for my rave about looking all sexy and such: And these for my COD & blowjob rave: She's 2-for-2.
These were all in response to my post about it being sunny and 72 on friday and then snowing and in the low 30's on saturday and how sometimes I hate living in Oklahoma: True, but who even buys porn when you have the internet? And come on people, Oklahoma isn't that bad. Its pretty laid back around here, and its not like we all ride around on horses and shit like that. Although up until only a couple years ago, one of the offices that I switch between that is 30 minutes outside of the city supposedly all but shut down during harvest.
Guess he was a bit testy about me ripping on the foreign customer service. Hahaha. I wonder if it's because he's brown or if it's because he's a useless script reader, or both? From my post:
Saying I'm "Clean as a preacher's sheets" sure opened a can of worms. I didn't say "Priest's sheets". Catholics are the true child molestors...get it right, people! Danger Boy: Pink Candy Bourbondownthehouse Sickos. ALL of you. I love it.
For my Chlamydia post. Put forward quite bluntly but I have to agree, not much would hold me back. To answer a pm related to the same matter, its Claudia Winkleman.
For my post in the Rant/Rave Thread about people thinking my dog is vicious, Bundy Bear had a great suggestion: This will be my stock response from now on.
I got this one in response to the Looks can be deceiving thread a while back where I mentioned that a lot of people think I look like Steve-O from Jackass.
For the 'random man who hit on me' rave. I said "Thank you. I'm kinda seeing someone" and we went our separate ways.
The funny thing is I never rep him until he red dots me. I so love our bat-shit insane wanna-be poser lawyer who begs mommy and daddy for money and lives in Shitsville, USA. I present you the latest from Sack... "You left out the part about giving each other reach-arounds. Come on, tell the WHOLE story...$2k for UFC? JI PISS $2k and still would never pay to see that shit. Fuckin' meatheads...did you wear your Affliction shirt? Cuz I know you have one...Tool." "Dude, for real, could you be ANY more jealous of me? God damn, man. And what's wrong with Kansas City? Because it's not close to an ocean? The coasts are filled with people like you, why would I want to live there?" "Can you post something that doesn't completely suck?...oh, btw, my folks are so "disappointed" in me that they gave me $5k just for the fuck of it over my vacation. How are things in poor-buttfuck-nobody land?" "Hey faggy bag, how goes it? You still tracking down my IP, loser? My favorite color is blue, btw...the same color your mom's face will be after I gag her half to death with my cock. Ha, I'm kidding, homie...you know I'd stick it in her ass, not her mouth." "If there was a loser cunt, it'd be you. I feel sorry for your parents, having to put up with such a failure...you should have ate your mother's insides when you had a chance in the womb. Sounds like your dad is just a matter of time...ouch, huh? Fuck you." "Do you not realize that you feed me with even more hubris to continue being a jackass by quoting me in your sig line? Also, if shegirl knew what was good for her, she'd jump on me like Mario jumps on a koopa."
So these all made me laugh: Massage parlor love: For me bitching about the drought I went through: For me calling Lady Gaga 'cute' Finally, this one made me laugh the hardest, when I posted about getting a cat. You guys are awesome.