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Funny Rep Comments

Discussion in 'Permanent Threads' started by iczorro, Oct 23, 2009.

  1. Rush-O-Matic

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    For this picture, I got this:

    Ha, the jokes on you! I wasn't there by the compression socks (don't even know what those are), I was there picking up my Viagra prescription. Get off my lawn! #Geritol #JustForMen
     
  2. katokoch

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    It's nice know I can always count on you Tibettes for solid advice on Valentine's Day plans.

    After learning why razors and genitals can be a bad idea:

    I'm thinking porn stars have to be either the best or worst people to consult regarding genital hygiene.
     
  3. Rush-O-Matic

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    For this post encouraging thread participation I got these:

    I'm not begging. Anymore. This week.

    All of that comment makes me laugh.
     
  4. McSmallstuff

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    Inexplicably, for my post in the two sentence horror story thread, Crown Royal sent me this gem that made me laugh.

    I'm going to pay midget sadists to dress up in clown costumes and beat you to death with wooden mallets.
     
  5. katokoch

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    That is all.
     
  6. bewildered

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    In regards to my rant about my excessively twitchy eye...

    I have to say, this was probably the most aggressive rep I've every received and from the most unsuspecting person too.
     
  7. Parker

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    I don't think the post even matters. This just applies to so much. I actually feel the genuine concern here.
     
  8. Rush-O-Matic

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    cis gears

    You would think nobody would make a sex change mail order bride joke in the Automotive Thread; but, you would be wrong.

    We have some funny Tibettes.
     
  9. Rush-O-Matic

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    Now, that's funny

    For this post I got this:

    I'll just tell you that shegirl is funny, and a good sport, and described part of her physical appearance to me.

    And, for this post I got this:

    Shut up.
    [​IMG]
     
  10. lostalldoubt86

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    From the "My Hurdle" thread


    I'll have you know I have 2 slightly depressing means of employment, thank you very much!
     
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    FreeCorps in response to my rants about the crazy emails from my ex:

    On the plus side, he has finally stopped after I told him he was harassing me and that I would prefer to not have to get anyone else involved. He apologized and told me I deserved better and I haven't heard from him since.
     
  12. D26

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    In response to announcing my wife is pregnant with our 2nd child:

    Way ahead of you. Next summer, during moratorium week (when I can't do anything for football anyway), already in the early planning stages, even consulted with a urologist already. 2 and we're done.

    Then, of course:

    First, the first kid is totally mine. She is just as moody and temperamental as I am, only she is also as stubborn as her mom. 2nd, that's why I'm waiting a couple of months after the 2nd is born. Just gotta be sure.
     
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    Anyone else's mom getting a rundown from bewildered via rep?

    and most recently,
     
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    This for making the mistake of not clarifying that my date is not my pregnant sister.

    From Black Jesus.

    And Gravy

    Depraved minds think alike.
     
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    And this one from JoeCanada.

     
  16. Mantis Toboggan M.D.

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    A couple weeks old, but got a rep from Bundy Bear for this post:

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    for my comment about tweaking something in my butt, i got the following rep:

    creepy? how about awesome! i love it when guys talk dirty.
     
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    For my joke about asking guys to spot me so I can stare at their junk, gobo sent me this:

    I lol'd. I can use that here, right?
     
  19. Rush-O-Matic

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    For this post, somebody rep'd me this:

    Yep, she was right.
     

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  20. gobo

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    I've gotten some VERY interesting responses to my, uh, five minutes of fame in the TiBer thread, but CharlesJohnson's made me 'tard laugh.


    "I LOOKED IN THE TRAP, RAY."