You know, I've heard the name Justin Bieber before, and I've seen people make fun of him and everything, but never once in my life had I ever heard something he sang. I don't know, I guess I just don't "I WANT MY M-T-VVVVVV" anymore, and I'm not a pre-pubescent little girl, so I'm not in a position to come across stuff like that. Until yesterday. I was watching TV with The Wife, I don't remember what show it was, but The Wife started singing the "Baby Ooohh" song they had on the show. I asked her if that was HEEEENIIIFER LOOOPEEEEEHZZZ singing since that's her favorite person in the world, and she punched me and yelled at me that it was Justin Bieber. Huh. Well I'll be damned. I guess I've heard Justin Bieber now. No real point to that story, other than the fact that I'm apparently completely out of touch with today's generation, and that I'm now really sad because all kids are apparently idiots. They always have been, my time as a kind included, but Jesus, I was more happy in my ignorance. At least I still haven't heard a Lady Gaga song (Holy shit, you think someone didn't get enough attention growing up just a little bit?). But other than that, I'm getting drunk on Sake and red wine tonight as I cook a bunch of asian-style tuna to celebrate my brand new AC unit at my house(Fuck you, money! I didn't like you anyway!) as well as the new SUV I bought The Wife (suck it, Earth!). So all that remains now is.... WHO'S COMIN' WITH ME?!