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Caption Contest: Hipster Cock Cookie edition

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by kuhjäger, Sep 28, 2010.

  1. kuhjäger

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    Found this abomination in a Fark thread
     
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    We haven't done a caption contest in a while, and Kuhmlaut picked a pretty good picture, so let's run with this.

    My caption:

    "My ultra-retro Legend of Zelda Triforce cookie-cake came out looking like this! Oh, well, at least it's ironic. Let's go thrifting!"
     
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    "I was able to make all the filling myself, in record time, because I'm a massive wanker."
     
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    "I could explain to you how I made this, but I used a really obscure old French technique. You probably wouldn't get it."
     
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    Newfags can't triforce.
     
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    In true hipster fashion, that's actually two cocks with a lot of white gooey stuff in between them.
     
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    Supertramp celebrates his new pants by baking a cookie that won't fit in those new pants.
     
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    Even though he has just cooked a giant dick-smore, he's still privately nervous that his hat is too kitsch for the party.



    Another post about me and/or my penis, you flatter me yet again.
     
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    "I'm not smiling about the cookie as much as I'm smiling 'cause I know you're getting the original hardwood flooring and vintage decorative floorboards of my Williamsburg apartment in this photo... told you I was for reals!"
     
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    Just wait till I add the ironic mustache.
     
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    "You should see the doughnut my friend made!"
     
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    The recipe called for organic flour but our local co-op didn't have any. We had to settle for the non-organic shit... I hope it doesn't ruin my pan- I found it outside a construction site. Totally vintage. *Sigh*
     
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    After baking for his friend's bachelorette party Tom realized that no amount of shitty "ironic" clothing would get him out of the friend zone.
     
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    Don't worry, girls. The chocolate chips are vegan. As is my white chocolate macadamia nut, if you know what I mean.
     
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    You can't really tell by the photo but the tattoo on his chest read's "BakingQueen"

    I can't believe he didn't make the cut on this show: <a class="postlink" href="http://www.bravotv.com/top-chef-just-desserts" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.bravotv.com/top-chef-just-desserts</a>.
     
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    "I bet some fags on TiB will use this for a caption contest."
     
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    I read in Vice that this is what a penis looks like..