We haven't done a caption contest in a while, and Kuhmlaut picked a pretty good picture, so let's run with this. My caption: "My ultra-retro Legend of Zelda Triforce cookie-cake came out looking like this! Oh, well, at least it's ironic. Let's go thrifting!"
"I could explain to you how I made this, but I used a really obscure old French technique. You probably wouldn't get it."
Even though he has just cooked a giant dick-smore, he's still privately nervous that his hat is too kitsch for the party. Another post about me and/or my penis, you flatter me yet again.
"I'm not smiling about the cookie as much as I'm smiling 'cause I know you're getting the original hardwood flooring and vintage decorative floorboards of my Williamsburg apartment in this photo... told you I was for reals!"
The recipe called for organic flour but our local co-op didn't have any. We had to settle for the non-organic shit... I hope it doesn't ruin my pan- I found it outside a construction site. Totally vintage. *Sigh*
After baking for his friend's bachelorette party Tom realized that no amount of shitty "ironic" clothing would get him out of the friend zone.
Don't worry, girls. The chocolate chips are vegan. As is my white chocolate macadamia nut, if you know what I mean.
You can't really tell by the photo but the tattoo on his chest read's "BakingQueen" I can't believe he didn't make the cut on this show: <a class="postlink" href="http://www.bravotv.com/top-chef-just-desserts" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.bravotv.com/top-chef-just-desserts</a>.