Adult Content Warning

This community may contain adult content that is not suitable for minors. By closing this dialog box or continuing to navigate this site, you certify that you are 18 years of age and consent to view adult content.

For the love of Christ [WDT 09/24]

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by zyron, Sep 23, 2010.

Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.
  1. Samr

    Samr
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    0
    Joined:
    Oct 19, 2009
    Messages:
    934
    About the size of a fist. Both dents. They actually match quite well.

    Apparently, the surgery did more shit to my head than I realized until I shaved it. I have a rather pointy "ridge line" like some plate tectonics shit along the right side of my head that doesn't match the other side.
     
  2. shauncorleone

    shauncorleone
    Expand Collapse
    Experienced Idiot

    Reputation:
    0
    Joined:
    Dec 12, 2009
    Messages:
    238
    I'll get back to you after the Redskins game, which I'll watch with a Sunday buzz at World of Beer. So yeah, throwing up maybe tomorrow.
     
  3. Supertramp

    Supertramp
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    0
    Joined:
    Oct 19, 2009
    Messages:
    1,043
    I wore my new hipster/tight Japanese jeans last night at the steve aoki concert. I swear I've never been eye-fucked by as many gorgeous girls ever - four girls specifically told me they loved my jeans. Maybe there's something to this hipster-dom after all?
    When this song got on, it was pandemonium.
     
    #143 Supertramp, Sep 26, 2010
    Last edited by a moderator: Mar 27, 2015
  4. Diablo

    Diablo
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    5
    Joined:
    Oct 19, 2009
    Messages:
    1,608
    Location:
    Armpit, NC
    They wanted to know where you bought them so they could buy a pair, most likely the same size...
     
    #144 Diablo, Sep 26, 2010
    Last edited by a moderator: Mar 27, 2015
  5. Supertramp

    Supertramp
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    0
    Joined:
    Oct 19, 2009
    Messages:
    1,043
    I set myself up for that one.

    But also the triple session last night - and she did try them on this morning as a matter of fact.
     
  6. Diablo

    Diablo
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    5
    Joined:
    Oct 19, 2009
    Messages:
    1,608
    Location:
    Armpit, NC
    Touche good sir.
     
  7. Ogee

    Ogee
    Expand Collapse
    Experienced Idiot

    Reputation:
    1
    Joined:
    Feb 9, 2010
    Messages:
    104
    Wait. Supertramp is a guy and he is wearing skinny jeans?

    ...?
     
  8. AbsentMindedProf

    AbsentMindedProf
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    42
    Joined:
    Oct 20, 2009
    Messages:
    502
    Moving is such an annoyance. Everything is scattered about my apartment in boxes or on the floor, TV is unplugged, and I ran out of alcohol yesterday watching football. Can't wait for this next week to be done with.
     
  9. katokoch

    katokoch
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    477
    Joined:
    Oct 19, 2009
    Messages:
    4,631
    Location:
    Minneapolis
    What a shitty weekend. Time to drink. Going to work tomorrow will be painful. I've woken up to work at 5 am every single weekend this summer (except for two) to go to work. I am beyond sick of it and the management is being difficult. I'm feeling burned out.

    At least I got my ticket for next weekend without problems. Kid Cudi general admin for $10. 4500 tickets issued to U of M students only. Score!

    I am retreating to my workshop for the rest of the day. It smells like walnut dust, mineral spirits blended with linseed oil, and the stickiest of the icky. Here's to my damned spare bike selling on Craigslist to some fucking Uptown hipster today. Good times.
     
  10. jennitalia

    jennitalia
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    55
    Joined:
    Jan 5, 2010
    Messages:
    806
    Location:
    Canada
    I came home last night after work to quickly get ready before I headed out and this fucker was inside my house. And again this morning I heard him mew mew mewing away at the back door. I went to shoo the critter away and noticed a huge fucking gash next to his tail. My roommate and I investigated the situation and the gash was down to the poor little guy's muscle so we took him to the vet. Get well soon, kitty.
     
  11. BL1Y

    BL1Y
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    1
    Joined:
    Feb 7, 2010
    Messages:
    2,012
    Just got a lecture from my mom about how there are lots of jobs and I just need to apply for them and I'll be hired in no time, despite not meeting minimum qualifications.

    Her company, one of the biggest operations in town, has canned something like 40% of its workforce already and is looking at cutting even more, but in her head the economy is just as good as it was the last time she looked for a job (over 20 years ago).
     
  12. Disgustipated

    Disgustipated
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    1
    Joined:
    Oct 20, 2009
    Messages:
    969
    Location:
    Gold Coast, Australia
    Added bonus: jeans that tight are birth control. Between the added heat and blood flow constriction, no hipster babies!
     
  13. Supertramp

    Supertramp
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    0
    Joined:
    Oct 19, 2009
    Messages:
    1,043
    I'm pretty far from hipster, but I'll pull it off if it gets me as much unwarranted action as it did last night.

    On an unrelated note: You guys suck at weekend drunk threads.
     
  14. Beefy Phil

    Beefy Phil
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    5
    Joined:
    Oct 19, 2009
    Messages:
    1,618
    Yeah, maybe.
     
  15. Supertramp

    Supertramp
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    0
    Joined:
    Oct 19, 2009
    Messages:
    1,043
    I'm just being ironic, you obviously don't get it.
     
  16. Beefy Phil

    Beefy Phil
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    5
    Joined:
    Oct 19, 2009
    Messages:
    1,618
    Yeah, maybe.
     
  17. Disgustipated

    Disgustipated
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    1
    Joined:
    Oct 20, 2009
    Messages:
    969
    Location:
    Gold Coast, Australia
    Switching sub-cultures a little....

     
    #157 Disgustipated, Sep 27, 2010
    Last edited by a moderator: Mar 27, 2015
  18. dixiebandit69

    dixiebandit69
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    824
    Joined:
    Oct 20, 2009
    Messages:
    4,181
    Location:
    The asshole of Texas
    You suck (you did say that you would suck Brad Pitt's dick if given a chance, didn't you?), but you don't hear us complaining.
    Just kidding (or maybe I'm not!); I will say that your current avatar looks great...She looks uncannily similar to one of my buddie's ex-girlfriends, except she doesn't have a black tattoo on her left tit).
    I wasn't here to add to the awesomeness, thank Dr. Frylock.
    Anyway, I'm back! I got a cock made out of platinum!
    Since you are a fan of nut-hugger jeans, tell me: do you also wear the borderline Speedo swimsuits that the guys in the above video wear?
    If you don't want to watch cheesy-ass dancing (even though it is going on to music by Monster Magnet), here is some more awesome stoner/acid rock:
     
    #158 dixiebandit69, Sep 27, 2010
    Last edited by a moderator: Mar 27, 2015
  19. Viking33

    Viking33
    Expand Collapse
    Disturbed

    Reputation:
    0
    Joined:
    Oct 19, 2009
    Messages:
    313
    You have no fucking idea. I so much as think about Montezuma or Jose and I can feel my stomach lining beg me to stop like daddy just walked in the door after getting fired. Again.

    But no seriously. I hit levels of drunk on Saturday night that I didn't even know were humanely possible. We had a few fellow ruggers from a friendly side down the interstate join in on the festivities post-match and a new Halloween themed bar opened up this month. It's only redeeming quality is a drink called The Skulls. It's a long island with redbull served up over dry ice in a skull bowl the size of a small child. Three of us double barreled straws and demolished four of those bastards before we got asked to leave for kicking the dj off the stage and re-organizing his playlist to better suit the needs of a large group of drunk rugby players. They had four guys on the security staff and when the DJ told them what happened, they all looked at each other and had a long discussion over who would tell the team to leave. Someone (definitely not me) in the group was the voice of reason and got us out before the cops were called.

    This morning my head felt like a road construction crew had a 6 hour deadline to build Spaghetti Junction, but my iPhone has some photo evidence of the Scandinavian beast of a woman that my roommate (our flyhalf) denied taking home. Victory is mine.
     
  20. dixiebandit69

    dixiebandit69
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    824
    Joined:
    Oct 20, 2009
    Messages:
    4,181
    Location:
    The asshole of Texas
    Jesus Titty-fucking Christ, how the hell is anyone going to hit 300 posts at this rate (that was a gimmick anyway, wasn't it?)?

    Here is some stuff that is on-topic (I did a search under "weird porn," and you don't even want to see the stuff that came up, so here is some nun porn).

    [​IMG]



    [​IMG]



    And :

    [​IMG]


    Tell me you wouldn't hit that, if you can do so honestly, then you are either a heterosexual woman, or a faggot.
     
Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.