I'm as hard as re-bar over here, baby. I give that an 8 out of 10. You'd have gotten nine out of ten if you'd offered to pour wet cement all over yourself and have me lick it off. I should also mention, for the women orgasming: there's a selfish purpose to it as well. The wetter and hotter a woman gets, the better her pussy feels. Like, holy shit oh my god better. You can fake an orgasm but you can't fake that.
In getting back to the topic, I don't rate on a 1-10 scale. It's either good or great. Since I'm a guy, I almost always get off so even when it's bad, it's a whole lot better than me popping a round off to internet porn. The best sex for me is when it's rough. I like it when a girl likes me to pull her hair and slap her ass and things like that. On occasion, I like it when a girl is in control and throws me around a bit. There is something very sexy about a girl who is aggressive in bed. Passion makes a world of difference to me. If there's no passion in it, it's not nearly as fun. Bonus points if she's a screamer or likes some kinky stuff.
I want to make something clear. I'm not totally opposed to anal sex. What I am against is a guy having vaginal sex with me and then trying to put it in my ass without asking or giving me any kind of warning. If I'm going to try anal with a guy, it needs to be talked about first. One, because anal sex hurts and we need to agree on a safe word if I just can't deal with it anymore. And two, so I can lay down a towel or something in case I shit the bed (you are creating pressure in an area where shit comes out, we both need to prepare ourselves for the possibility of me shitting.) Now, to the guys who make anal a deal-breaker, please make sure you know what you're doing. The asshole is a much smaller hole than the vagina. You can't force yourself in. It also doesn't lubricate itself like a vagina does, so invest in a good lube. Unless you have let your girlfriend fuck you in the ass with a strap-on or are a homosexual, you have no concept of how much anal sex hurts. It's not just painful at that moment. It hurts for days and going to the bathroom burns like hell. Keep all of this in mind if you are going to be that guy.
You're doing it wrong and/or you're biologically impaired. Assuming that the guys you've tried this with have been gentle, used sufficient lube and provided you with an opportunity to use the bathroom beforehand - I'd seriously consider the possibility that you're just not equipped for catching that way. Also, any guy who has Anal sex as a deal breaker is probably kind of a clown. I mean fun to switch things up - but srsly? I don't keep score exactly, more a series of sliding scales. I suppose I'd broadly classify into four broad versatility groups, Vanilla (no Kink at all), Amateur hour (likes light restraints, dirty talk, a little light pain), Awesome (likes lots of restraints, more pain, maybe some other heavier stuff) and Freak show/incompatible (wants me to shit on her chest and vomit into her vagina or wants to tie me up, hit me and fuck me up the ass). Vanilla or Amateur hour are at an inherent disadvantage - but might still be ok if they've got awesome secondary characteristics (lots of enthusiasm, Jessica Alba's ass, part of a threesome, paying me, etc). Freak show/incompatible types go straight to unfuckable and attempting a hookup is just a mistake that I wish I'd walked away from. Awesome is my preferred target range. Personality is the next big modifier. There's really only Awesome, Tolerable and Unfuckable. Unfuckable/awful personalities are pretty obvious, tolerable is probably the majority of the population, awesome would be someone with a fantastic sense of humour who's hugely enthused about hooking up and having a good time and has a shared cultural reference lexicon and shared interests in terms of sexual experimentation. Exotic throws a new modifier onto the above. A person I've never had chemistry with before has instant bonus points. If that person is more exotic (interesting accent, ethnic group I'm not commonly exposed to, interesting background, etc) - they probably get more credit towards being awesome then they would have if I had known them for ages/they looked and sounded like the people I see every day. What? I've got ADD, blow me. Enthusiasm counts for a fucking lot. A tolerable vanilla girl who wants my dick like a fat kid wants cake and thinks fucking me would be like a second Christmas trumps a borderline awesome kinky girl who is up to fuck, but is in a shitty mood or is not that enthused. Egotism at it's finest I guess. After that, aesthetics, physical remarkableness (you're a sword swallower and you can suck start a harley? And you've been doing Yoga since you were 9?), taste in music (You want to listen to NSync while we fuck? Gee, I nearly forgot, I've got a thing I've gotta go to), and level of intoxication are all the major modifiers. I'm also a sucker for body mods - good piercings and ink add a lot of interest. And while Anal Sex is probably never going to be a deal breaker for me - attitude towards experimentation is a huge deal. I'd really like to fuck Jessica Alba - but if she only wanted missionary and nothing interesting to go with? I probably wouldn't chase a second round.
If i am sober enough to get it up it rates a 5. If i'm sober enough to get off it makes a 7. I'm only kind of joking - my standard sexual encounter these days involves taking a random home, realising i'm too drunk to get hard, going down on her and making sure she finishes at least twice, then checking to see if i'm now sober enough. If im not then i go to sleep, if i am then by that point im totally selfish and just tryimg to get myself off.
Concrete and cement are strange, indeed; but what's wrong with buttsex? It's gone mainstream. Everybody's doin' it.
My encounters are mostly rated on confidence. If the guy is consistently saying, "Can I do this?" or just all around unsure of what he's doing, I'm probably not having a good time. If, on the other hand, he is confident about what's going to happen and makes it happen, I'm probably in heaven. The best sex I ever had was with a guy who (in a non-creepy way) said that I didn't have a lot of choice in what was going to happen to me that night. I think my pupils dilated to the size of dinner plates and maybe I drooled a little. The fact that he knew what he was doing in bed was just a bonus at that point.
I'm getting a little ahead of myself. I enjoy regular sex and blow jobs just fine and will probably continue to fuck women who don't do anal. I just can't seriously date someone who doesn't do it, even if just every once in a while. Maybe that makes me a little weird, but it's just something that is usually a deal breaker for me. I make no justifications about being a jackass. She's just got to be amazing in other areas for me to overlook something like this.
I haven't had a hook-up in almost eight years, but siunce there is limited emotional attachment the best way to rate it back then was in three sections: 1) Before- are they fun to talk to and be around, or are they pills that destroy your buzz? Guess which ones guys like better. 2) During- How they perform going round-and-round in they hay. 3) After- You rate high if you agree that "Yes this has been fun, let's not create weirdness so maybe we can do it again sometime." Maybe grab some breakfast, maybe just go home and ice balls.
I had this one booty call broad that was absolutely amazing in bed. I still use her in my *highlight reel* and our last encounter was years ago. On two different occasions she said the following things "If you cum in me I'll cum, Very blunt and classless but plenty dirty. She also said I want to do it the wrong way extremely effective. I never got to do it the wrong way with her unfortunately because I finished immediately after she said it. Her dirtiness put her a ten on my fuck scale, it was after we banged and she said things like "Why don't you ever take me out to dinner?" was when she returned back to a simple six on a real scale.
Reading this thread made me just realize a correlation I hadn't noticed before: The only women I've missed sleeping with were girls I also enjoyed hanging out with just to hang out. If I'm only grabbing dinner or drinks with a girl because I know I'll sleep with her later that night, then it will probably still be fun but I won't miss it if it's gone. Everything else is secondary; even if a girl has 10 looks and is a total freak in bed, I just won't give it much thought later if she's someone I don't think is genuinely cool and interesting to hang out with. Strangely enough, I would have used completely different criteria a few minutes ago until I reflected on this topic a few minutes. Huh.