Im curious about deep middle country. I always picture it being Wizard of Oz rural but filled with a lot more scary drug addicts. Im guessing there are urban areas but is there a derth of corn fed hot ass out there? Or is it the faygo swilling muffin topped juggelettes I imagine?
Minnesota doesn't tax on groceries but does at restaurants and bars. It'll be even more expensive to go out now with the new Vikings stadium being built. Go to frat/sorority parties at the University of Nebraska in Lincoln and you'll see more corn fed hot farmer's daughter ass than you knew existed, surrounded by a sea of juggalettes in the rest of the state. That has been my experience.
One of my best friends was in Farmhouse at UNL. There were more trucks with stacks and lift kits than just chrome, but yeah... some of those guys were born fucking lucky.
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This is true for the most part. It may be a little better in Minnesota, but the Twin Cities seems to pull in all of the hot chicks from the rest of the state. I'm telling you people, Uptown Minneapolis on a summer day will blow your mind.
Speaking of juggalettes, my club-managing friend has offered me free tickets to an Insane Clown Posse show, plus bar cards, private balcony, etc. He tells me that the last time they played that venue, there was a mini-riot to the point where police were using pepper spray inside the club. Which promptly circulated through the aircon and fucked up everyone's day. I have literally never heard an Insane Clown Posse track, and I don't think I could blend in all that well, but I'm seriously tempted to go for the spectacle. Thoughts?
One of the weird things about getting older: I just downloaded Phil Collins' album 'Face Value.' Listening to his cover of 'Tomorrow Never Knows' and 'Hand in Hand' I can vividly remember being a young boy hearing that album for the first time. Then I realized that was back in 1981. Holy shit!
I found both of them excruciating, among the most obnoxious things I've ever read/watched. Ill never get why people think its so damn cool, especially since Slingblade seems to be an utterly grating and miserable pill.
Theres a good possibility I will be moving to the Ft. Worth area in the next 6 months or so and I am actually pretty excited. Houston has to be one of the least educated cities I've ever lived in. Yes, the restaurant scene here is specatcular, but the driving is the worst I've ever enountered, and that is comparing to south florida, NYC, LA and Boston. Plus, the population is smaller but the women are better. This place is full of such trashy, fat and disgusting people. When I was in Ft. Worth, I don't remember seeing very many homeless people clogging the street corners either. I think they just kill them up there. Its a far more conservative city than I'm used to, but then again, this state as a whole is like that. Being in a liberal pocket means nothing as far as state policy is concerned.
I'm mildly amused by the fact you thought a hyperbolic rant was one of the most obnoxious things you've ever read.
People around here never fucking believe me when I say this. Minnesota has some of the best looking women I've ever seen. The women in Minneapolis are stupid hot. The same has been my experience in Fargo, North Dakota. I wouldn't beleive it if I hadn't seen it with my own two eyes but the women there were unfuckingbelieveable. It really is like every good looking woman in the state went to the largest city and escaped their 500 person town.
Katokoch, that was certainly one of the worst rap tracks I have ever heard. Ever. Worse than this rap from some of my locals about dexies: Hell, Aliya Yates destroys them with this, and she sounds like she's about 9 here.
If you go to the ICP concert, you will encounter some of the most ridiculous people you have ever seen. Juggalos are typically disgusting, retarded and only seek familial bonds from other juggalos because they don't fit in with normal society very well. So what I am saying is that you better fucking take pictures and post them here. They will be most likely cracked out on cough syrup or some other gross homemade drug concoction. And yes, there are some hot girl juggalos out there, but for every one of them, there are 100 tubs of goo.
There's a reason everyone is blazed out of their minds at ICP shows, but I still don't understand the Faygo obsession. I'd only fuck them if I could wear a Naked Gun style full-body condom. There's gotta be some sort of disease in their facepaint.
I think its that they were the outcasts of wherever they are from. And found a bond with other outcasts. But its not just like the slightly weird kid who probably has aspergers, its more like the angry kid who played way too many violent video games but just internalized the rage. If you were to attack one, they would probably just shit their pants.