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Rant: as it turns out, the problem with dating a 20 yr old is that you get dumped via text. Ouch. My pride.
I was a fat kid. Dad would force me to exercise or I'd get screamed at or hit. Surprisingly, this didn't make me enjoy exercise and associate it...
Re: Would you fear for your life if someone made a dongle jo I've learned the hard way that in any confrontation, the person willing to go...
I'm pro opt - out but think it's politically untenable. I think a middle ground is - you aren't eligible for a donated organ unless you're a donor...
A bunch of young, probably privileged adolescents liked shock humor and lacked empathy. Let me clutch my pearls. That said, I'm not necessarily...
I couldn't give fuck one about American football but I am excited for the puppy bowl.
The situation is a little different. Both of them stay over rent free etc now, although they don't cause any trouble and it's only a couple of...
Our lease is up in 3 weeks and both my housemates are moving their girlfriends in. And I'm still jetlagged. I'm drinking on days that end in y at...
Rave: sex with a lady who could squirt and have multiples. Chalk that one off the bucket list. Rave: in a hotel, ie, not my sheets/bed. That poor...
Rave: Ive spent the last month travelling Jamaica, Vegas, and Mexico (the soft parts of mexico, cancun and playa del carmen). Many amazing things...
Some days you have a horseshoe up your ass and call 6l $60 raises pre flop with 2-4. And flop a straight. And get paid off. I loge life.
Rave: Vegas. I'm in a pretty decent suite, have tickets to Joe Rogan's stand up and the Jones Cormier fight, and a few grand to play with at the...
Rave: in Jamaica having an absolute ball. Odd rant: turns out filthy drug sex with anonymous strangers, while fun and exactly what I went looking...
This is the greatest Christmas carol ever written. Sample lyrics: "The stockings were hung by an aperture gaping, where smoke in its wisdom had...
If a black institution discriminates against you, maybe someone calls you a hurtful name. If a white institution discriminates against you, you...
It's worth bearing in mind that the point of terrorism is usually war by doctrine of escalation. Right now, from the Muslim extremist viewpoint,...
Something about it being better to give than to receive?
When people accost me during my daily errands to force their intellectually/morally bankrupt opinions into my ear canals, I spend the duration of...
I dated a girl, on and off, for 8 years. First girlfriend, we broke up for good a couple of years back but are still friendly. She was...
Are you the sort of healthy motherfucker that thrives on lean meat and spices while dropkicking carbs in their fat bloated face? Fuck yeah you...