Sometimes my clever disguise as an adult slips and I spend at least 10 minutes giggling like a little girl over this exchange. Backstory: the girls have these little rubber ducks that they bring out at raves and put on turntables and such. Yeah, I don't know either, although the short version is probably 'because drugs'. Anyway, that led to this gem of a conversation.
Jesus Christ, how hard up are you married folks? When did Mya start channeling Village Idiot and Hooker? I don't wanna grow up.
So the UFC recently signed female MMA fighter Alexandra Albu. I for one am very pleased with this decision.
I think I would be pissed. The burrito is far superior to anything else on the breakfast menu (steak egg and cheese bagel is arguable).
This is the best headline I've read all week. Ke$ha electrocutes herself while grinding on power tool
I thought the steak egg and cheese bagel was a little meh. The sausage and cheese (no egg) biscuit is where it's at, the sausage patty has some good flavor and that biscuit tastes like it's made out of butter, many people are worried that it'd be too dry but it's just phenomenal. The main mistakes people make when getting the biscuits are getting the egg (worthless filler) or getting the bacon which is just terrible, and I love bacon. Other than that I agree that the burrito is the best, sad thing is in many if not all places in New England you can only get the mild picante, they don't serve the hot.
You bought your breakfast from the dollar menu at a fast food place, I figure getting fucked is just part of that equation.
What you need to do is find a dicey part of town and bargain with the cashiers. I had a deal going with on McDonalds worker where I'd give him five bucks and he'd give me any mount of food I wanted. Id roll out with 3-4 breakfast burritos, two mcgriddles, large coffee, and multiple hash browns.
Do you really need to go to a dicey part of town for that kind of deal? I feel like any one of them you could find someone to do that.
Clearly, none of you have ever gone to a legit taqueria. I had a couple of breakfast tacos this morning that gave me a hardon. McDonalds breakfast is amateur hour.
Slingblade wrote the McGriddle rant. Where the fuck are you that you had to pay tax on a food item at a drive-thru?
In Ohio you don't have to pay tax on to go stuff or groceries. That is not true in all states. I used to live on the Ohio River, and half of the traffic at the grocery store was from West Virginians trying to avoid the man and his 6% tax.
Omaha is a sleeper... my girlfriend worked there for a summer so I've had a few weekends there. Not bad for Nebraska. I stopped by my local booze store and they are now carrying beer from a small brewery in Lincoln, NE (Empyrean). Their vanilla porter is phenomenal, like I'd bring a case home every time I visited Lincoln. Rejoice!!!