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You're the discount version of a person

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Juice, Jul 30, 2018.

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  1. Crown Royal

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    Just call me Topher

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    Word. And Amy Schumer is the discount (insert any stand-up comic).
     
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  2. GcDiaz

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    Or rather, insert all of them.

    That wasn't even the joke, it actually wrote itself. That's how I know she won't steal it.
     
    #22 GcDiaz, Jul 31, 2018
  3. Crown Royal

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    She won’t steal it. Her writers will. Still waiting for her career to be decimated, I don’t know what the fucking hold up is.

    Ryan Lochte is the discount Corky from “Life Goes On”.
     
    #23 Crown Royal, Jul 31, 2018
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    Ryan Lochte is the discount Gronk.
     
    #24 Revengeofthenerds, Jul 31, 2018
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    This thread dead already? Let's send it out with a bang.

    Isla Fischer is the discount Amy Adams is the discount Bryce Dallas Howard is the discount Jessica Chastain.
     
    #25 GcDiaz, Aug 3, 2018
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    You going on looks alone? I’d swap Amy Adams and BDH as far as better actress.
     
    #26 Kubla Kahn, Aug 3, 2018
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    I thought of that as I made up the list. Isla is definitely Dollar Store Amy, so I had no choice but to keep the flow looksward.
     
    #27 GcDiaz, Aug 3, 2018
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    Even though she's older, Jaime Pressly is now the discount Margot Robbie.
     
    #28 jdoogie, Aug 3, 2018
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    Bryce Dallas Howard really annoys the shit out of me.

    Id say Jai Courtney is the discount Sam Worthington, and Sam Worthington is the discount of any decent/charismatic actor.
     
    #29 Juice, Aug 3, 2018
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    Mark Harmon is the discount Kevin Costner.
     
    #30 Nettdata, Aug 3, 2018
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    Had to dig in the crate for this one.

    Leelee Sobieski is the discount Helen Hunt.

    ...who the fuck is Leelee Sobieski?
     

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    They could be mistaken for twins at the same age, but Pressley was typecasted as the All-American hot mess.
     
    #32 Crown Royal, Aug 3, 2018
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    Leelee Sobieski was the geeky-yet-barely-hiding-what-a-bombshell-she-was girl in those 90s teen movies that didn't get the makeover at the end.
     
    #33 Aetius, Aug 3, 2018
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    She one of the girls who didn’t fuck Weinstein?
     
    #34 Kubla Kahn, Aug 3, 2018
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    Mostly she was known for having legs up to her face. And appearing in bad movies.
     
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    Not everyone can fuck Weinstein with grace like Gretchen Mol did.
     
    #36 Juice, Aug 3, 2018
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    Gets results. She went from “Sonny’s mute side-piece” in Donnie Brasco to starring in The 13th Floor and Rounders as her next roles.
     
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    Well, for what it's worth...

    Focus: Tuff and Roxy Blue were the discount Poison/Warrant? In any case, I blame C-list hair metal for ushering in fifteen years of horrid 90s/aughts music.
     
    #38 TJMax, Aug 5, 2018
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