On Sunday I was at the bar watching the games. I had one friend (#1) on one side, an empty bar stool on the other and another friend (#2) at the next one. #1 one was being loud so I was giving him shit and scooted my stool in the opposite direction, towards the empty stool and #2. In doing so I had put my hand on the empty stool. Well, that caused the stool to spin forcing my momentum downward while at the same time my foot slipped off of the bottom rung of the stool, further sending me toppling off of the stool sideways, like a tree falling in the forest. A tall tree. It seemed like slow motion. Of course they both stood up to help me up and in giving me a hand up, to top off an already totally embarrassing situation, I farted. There truly are some days you just should not leave the house. FOCUS: Embarrassing things that have happened to you in public. And the worst part is I was not drunk, buzzed or anything. I was only half way through my second drink.