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Your water broke: the LWDT (consider NSFW, as always)

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nettdata, Sep 2, 2010.

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  1. shegirl

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    Redemption Seeking Whore

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    Can we not bring up videos please?
     
  2. Samr

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    What, still scared over when the one of you and Ballsack got leaked on the internet?
     
  3. shegirl

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    You're all terrible terrible people for making fun of a poor girl that innocently opened a PM and got far far more than she bargined for.
    I'm telling God!
     
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    I have just grilled and degustated a t-bone steak of such succulent perfection that, were I a woman on a dinner date, I would be blowing the pants off and/or vigorously munching the rug of whatever person had grilled it. It almost makes it seem like a waste to have eaten it all myself.
     
  5. Samr

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    Well hell, might as well try. You're probably physically closer to him than most of us are anyway. My driver's license lists me at 5'11".
     
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    Oh, voluntary isolation and bourbon. Why don't you two just get a room already? You obviously like each other.


    EDIT: And with that, I think I've posted more here than I ever did in all my years on any other messageboard ever. More bourbon.
     
  7. Nettdata

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    Playing tonight.

    FUCK YEAH.

    Trejo for the win.
     
  8. CharlesJohnson

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    It struck me earlier. Everything witty, poignant, or heart felt out of my mouth I steal from the internet. Or my army vet friend. Since I don't believe in God after a run-in with a cryptic fortune cookie, I will now start paying it all forward. But I'm poor, so payment will have to be in dick and skittles.

    I'm half drunk and still have 3 for 1 beers to do. It's not like I can't go. I mean, what are you gonna do, not go?

    Buddy of mine came out of the closet. On Facebook. I need a very good reason not to post this video for him:



    This is how I imagine it when everyone finally admits it.
     
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    Does anyone else have one of "those friends" who, immediately upon getting a girlfriend, withdraw from social activity with all of their old friends? Also. My girlfriend moved back in with her parents, over an hour's commute away. What the hell.
     
  10. CharlesJohnson

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    Nah. It's probably you.

    I don't think that has ever happened to anyone in the history of ever.
     
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    It has been along time since I drank Long Island iced teas, it's such a just turned 21 drink. However at 35 it's done quite a number.
     
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    Yup, I'm going. High school style as well.
     
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    Hanging out in Long Beach, CA. This is my first time in Southern California, and I have to admit, it's quite beautiful. Heading out to San Diego tomorrow. TiB members, what are some cool places to check out?
     
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    Get to go back to Niagara Falls again for my birthday in a month. Hooray. Me rikey vely much.

    Last time I was there was the drunkest I have ever been in my entire life. Understand something: it's took some moves to get this wasted, and there were a solid 20 of us degenerates out that night. Our hotel was a solid half hour walk from the last bar we hit and keeping me on the sidewwalk at all was no easy task. Still, I didn't blackout and remember well as I tried to get my buddy hooked up with asian businessmen in the Fallsview Casino.

    The question is, do I go harder this time, or act like a bitch?
     
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    I'm disappointed that you have to ask.


    I just ate the most delicious potatoes and lima beans EVER. Good food won't erase the fact that I feel like hammered shit. I've had a headache all week (to go along with my period) and now it's a sore throat/ear. Kudos to all of you that have the energy to go out...
     
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    Sunset Cliffs and Pacific Beach definitely. La Jolla, too.
     
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    Depends...what does being "blackout, holy shit, choke-to-death-on-your-vomit" drunk get you that being pleasantly buzzed doesn't?
     
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    Victory.
     
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    This is like asking, "What does having a 14 inch penis get you that a 13 inch penis doesn't?" Fundamentally, you understand neither the point of getting drunk nor of having a penis.
     
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    Well, a better story for one. You don't go to this town to get "pleasantly buzzed". It's not just the Honeymoon Capital Of The World anymore, it's also a three-ring sin circus.

    I didn't blackout, and I never choked on ANY vomit (I threw up off the back terrace of member JDTheHero's hotel) but if was no doubt "holy shit" drunk.
     
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