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Your water broke: the LWDT (consider NSFW, as always)

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nettdata, Sep 2, 2010.

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  1. AbsentMindedProf

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    Nope, as an OSU grad I'm required to hope that michigan has another awful season. At least we can agree that keeping the game at the end of the regular season was that right decision.
     
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  3. Frebis

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    Frylock is the person coming out to take your virginity?

    Be careful frylock, I heard he was a dead lay
     
  4. ssycko

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    This is the first weekend drunk thread I've posted on while actually drunk in a long time.

    The apartment complex where I live is brand new and there's somewhere near 1000 college kids moved into it, so right now the entire place is a swarm of giant parties. It's pretty sweet, and it's fun afterwards just sitting on our balcony and yelling at people as they walk by.

    Talked to the cute girl who doesn't suck (which is rare at RIT) that I'm into for a bit. We'll see what happens, I just got here yesterday (NO EXCUSES AH RAH RAH RAH)

    ALSO I HOPE THAT'S FRYLOCK'S PASSWORD RIGHT THERE

    [edit] Nope, it didn't work.
     
  5. DrFrylock

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    HURF DURF nope good try though.

    Hey Nettdata what's the penalty for trying to hack into another user's account?
     
  6. ssycko

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    Does it count if he put a misleading password there? I'm not sure how drunk the Doctor is right now.

    also, it looks like that post before was my 500th post. Looks like I'm only 200 posts away from being as cool as Supertramp!!!
     
  7. Nettdata

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    In this case I'm almost tempted to green dot him as he not only took the time to read and parse the code, but you also kind of were enticing him to try it.

    Still, it's frowned upon like a 400lbs Juggalette.

    This would be the one and only freebie, I'm thinking.

    Seem fair?
     
  8. DrFrylock

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    Hmm....I dunno...let's ask Claymation Mills Lane:



    I guess you lucked out this time!
     

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  9. Maltob14

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    So. It looks like my flights go through Earl tomorrow. Twice. Yeah, keep the whisky seven ups flowing hostess lady.
     
  10. Blue Dog

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    I don't know what all of those fancy words mean, but you guys are asses, and you can both eat my tits.
     
  11. Samr

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    Nothing like the last party weekend of the summer being torpedoed by your sister's wedding. My wife is in the wedding party so I'm catching a ride out there with my in-laws. After a solid dose of xanax to calm my ptsd reaction from being in the middle-of-fucking-NOWHERE, I intend to drink as much as humanly possible, remember as little as possible, make as many inappropriate Aggie jokes as possible (the groom is a proud Aggie alumn), and hopefully not throw up where anyone can overtly see me.

    All the bridesmaids are out for a "spa day" today while I get to stay at home, register for the LSAT and prep courses, and fight off a brutal case of seasonal allergies.

    There's only two things that make me excited about this wedding I don't approve of: 1) This time around, it's not my wedding. If shit goes wrong, I get to laugh at it, not fucking murder someone over it. 2) It's been raining like crazy and it is an outdoor wedding, with no plan B.

    If karma has any sense of timing and humor, this is gonna be a shitshow of the greatest kind.
     
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    Off work at 6...then into the adult beverages and bidding farewell to the summer.

    Muy Caliente...Barometer rising
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  13. Frank

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    The GF's parents are flying in from Asia to visit her in Boston this weekend:

    Pros:

    - They usually pay for everything and have excellent taste
    - Her dad likes to get smashed on good scotch and is just a generally cool guy to be around

    Cons:

    - Although I like her, her mom can be a handful at times
    - They are a very high tension family and at some point a fight will break out
     
  14. effinshenanigans

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    Office closed early for the holiday. I'm now sitting at home in my boxers drinking a hearty glass full of Balvenie before I go across the street to the cigar shop and browse there a little bit.

    There's something weird about drinking scotch in just your underwear--like drinking wine out of something other than a wine glass. Not that there's proper scotch attire, I just doubt many scotch drinkers find themselves sitting in a desk chair with one nut hanging out.

    I'd feel like a bit of a bum if this stuff wasn't $65 a bottle.
     
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    Dr. Cox?
     
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    So it looks like I'll be having drinks in the bar tonight as my wife has not so subtly suggested that I may not want to be at the house tonight. Why you may ask? Well, my house at about 5pm EST is going to be invaded by a gaggle of first grade and kindergarten girls and their respective mothers to watch the premiere of Disney's Camp Rock 2- The Final Jam. Yay!

    This was not what I had envisioned when I bought the 65" plasma. At least the NFL starts next week.
     
  17. The Village Idiot

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    I'd read the warranty on that plasma. I believe allowing anything that gay to be played on it voids the warranty.

    And prevents reception of football games. I think. Good luck.
     
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    There's a guy flying a remote controlled airplane around the end of my dock.

    Is it wrong to go get decked out in my skeet shooting gear and blast away?
     
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    You need better hobbies....or more.
     
  20. Samr

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    How is that not an awesome idea? The airplane was intruding on his "property" without his permission, and therefore it must be intimidated and/or removed by any means necessary.

    The only thing funnier than the thought of ND blasting at that thing and the befuddled look on the remote controllee's face, would be if he could get it on video.
     
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