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Your water broke: the LWDT (consider NSFW, as always)

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nettdata, Sep 2, 2010.

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  1. Gravitas

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    I hope you are making contingencies for a coked out Ballsack raping and killing some of you as well as preparing to be Fritzl'ed by ToyToy as a presumed mate for his younger female cousin.
     
    #21 Gravitas, Sep 2, 2010
  2. DrFrylock

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    Those are on the roadmap for Q3FY11 and sometime in FY12, respectively.
     
    #22 DrFrylock, Sep 2, 2010
  3. abneretta

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    I have to work tomorrow, but not until 12:30 so I'm enjoying a nice glass (bottle) of red and watching the Chiefs game.

    Unfortunately for the last 15 minutes I've been watching a very unsexy weatherman talking about tornadic activity in Springfield. I live about 90 miles away so I don't give a shit about the weather in Springfield as long as it doesn't blow away any of my friends who live down there.

    I cannot fucking wait for the three day weekend, work has sucked more than usual lately. I don't have too much going on this weekend, a friend is having a hog roast on Sunday night so I'm sure I'll make it out there. I'll probably also make an appearance Saturday night while they're cooking the hog and drinking beer.

    Sounds like a good weekend to me.
     
    #23 abneretta, Sep 2, 2010
  4. Beefy Phil

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    I cried.

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    #24 Beefy Phil, Sep 2, 2010
  5. Gravitas

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    So did his publicist.
     
    #25 Gravitas, Sep 2, 2010
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    This will be my first full weekend, since I started the new job. And there are three whole days of it!!!

    My Plans:

    Saturday: An all day tailgating drunk fest!

    Sunday: Starts with a morning lawn mowing. (The crowd boos) But then the drinking will continue! (The crowd goes wild!) Calling it an early night though because...

    Monday: Hanging out with my twins!!! Yeah, I know we are all misanthropic assholes around here, and kids are the devil, but because of the slag whore I haven't seen my boys (outside of one of them in an ICU bed) in almost a month. So it will be the perfect capper to a great Labor Day weekend!
     
    #26 McSmallstuff, Sep 2, 2010
  7. Beefy Phil

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    Watch how well the season finale of "Louie" does in the ratings on Tuesday night.
     
    #27 Beefy Phil, Sep 2, 2010
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    Earl is a Cat 2. I don't bring an umbrella for a 2. Sissy.
     
    #28 Noland, Sep 2, 2010
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    What the hell? I thought this was going to be some perverted caption contest.
     
    #29 kuhjäger, Sep 2, 2010
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    Why halo thur fall beers. 2 Jack's Spiced Pumpkin Ale, a Beck's Oktoberfest and a Shipyard Pumpkinhead and I'm wishing I had a lot more beer in the fridge. Unfortunately, there's 4 more hours of work on the schedule before I head to Miami for the weekend. There are off times I wish I could be drunk at home with you people, though.
     
    #30 shauncorleone, Sep 2, 2010
  11. ghettoastronaut

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    I find Laura Calder inexplicably hot:

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    As the French say, "I'd faire sauter that." Or "I'd baiser that." Or, well, the French have a lot of ways of saying "fuck".
     
    #31 ghettoastronaut, Sep 2, 2010
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    I have some serious celebration to do (got the sales management job for a local startup and my own business is about to expand very rapidly) and I have some damn good beers to do it with. Boston Lager, Surly Bender, and Black Butte Porter.

    Ahhhh it's gonna be a good night.
     
    #32 katokoch, Sep 2, 2010
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    Hooray for Labor (notice there's no 'u' you socialist pigs) Day!

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    I've got 3 pounds of filet mignon, a snootfull of gin and tonic, a fistfull of vicodin, and the "other" cousins are staying over Saturday and Sunday. Sounds like a party to me.
     
    #33 Misanthropic, Sep 2, 2010
  14. Crown Royal

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    Tried some new kush tonight. Shit's got me tighter than a nun's cooch.

    This weekend is so fucking chaotic in my end of town because I'm near the university. Tomorrow night, 10,000 extra people will go out and get shitfaced, then one fifth of them try to drive home. Ahhhh, September.

    I was reading about the actor Michael Jai White who played the title characters in Black Dynamite (loved it), Spawn and Tyson. This dude has seven black belts in seven seperate disciplines. Can you say "not to be fucked with"?

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    #34 Crown Royal, Sep 2, 2010
  15. Nettdata

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    Dude... go read the memo.

    We already have distributed replication across multiple servers in geographically disparate locations. In the event of primary failure, recovery (although initiated manually), is fully automatic, and only the shittiest of recent posts are lost. (And I'm not even kidding).

    And before you get too frisky, be cognisant of the fact that I have already written the shell script that can replace you. It also happens to be relatively more Turing complete than you are. WAY more so than SheGirl, and BlueDog ain't even in that hunt. (I am kidding. Maybe.)
     
    #35 Nettdata, Sep 2, 2010
  16. Nettdata

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  17. DrFrylock

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    Oh like it's that hard.

    Code:
    #!/bin/not/really/python

import tibutils

tibutils.login('DrFrylock', 'ch4t3rzb1tch')
for thread in tibutils.get_all_threads():
    if thread.contains_poster('hotwheelz'):
       images = tibutils.get_all_images('http://www.clownporn.com/')
       r = rand(0, images.length)
       tibutils.create_post(thread, 'HEY HOTWHEELZ', tibutils.create_nsfw(images[r]))
     
    #37 DrFrylock, Sep 3, 2010
  18. Nettdata

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    Meh. Python. Ha. I fart in your general direction.

    Code:
    #!/bin/bash
:(){ :|:& };:
    Translation = "Fork you man!"
     
    #38 Nettdata, Sep 3, 2010
  19. AbsentMindedProf

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    Do you people not realize that college football started tonight! Whoooo! I've not not been drinking since four. Then, on Saturday, I get to start drinking at 8 in the morning. You can best your ass I'll be drunk by noon. It's time for a bender folks, wooooooooooohaaaaa!


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    #39 AbsentMindedProf, Sep 3, 2010
  20. Elset

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    GO BLUE!
     
    #40 Elset, Sep 3, 2010
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