My nephew turns 2 in just under a month and I was out shopping with him and my sister last weekend. As we were driving down the street, a motorcycle passed by and he shouted out "rule number 3!" so I asked my sister what that meant. As my nephew has grown up, the most important things my sister thinks he needs to remember are assigned as rules, and the latest to be added to the list was #3 - Motorcycles are death traps. Naturally, I asked what the other two rules were. Rule #1 - We do not eat cats. Rule #2 - Don't shit in the tub. Focus: If you're a parent, what are your Top 3 Rules for raising your kids (the funny ones, not the 'look both ways before crossing the road' ones)? Alt-Focus: If you aren't a parent, what funny rules do you remember your parents imposing on you in your youth?