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Your Friendly Neighborhood Drunk Thread! 10/14/11

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Oct 14, 2011.

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  1. bewildered

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    Mistake number one: straw in my drink.

    I need to slow doooown.
     
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    Poked yourself in the eye again?

    Tonight is for German beer, crazy Mexican women with scoliosis, and did I mention German beer?

    Ugh. Never accept a job from someone you only marginally like. It tethers you to their celebrations and social life.

    Also a pic of me and Nom:

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    Rather than admitting I'm becoming I'm illiterate I'm going to blame this on me drinking too much before dinner, but I somehow read this as "If you like peanut butter go buy a bunch to spread on your asshole. It improves shitting 75%. Peanut crops." Well, at least I knew I was misreading something.

    It's ok, I'm just going senile at ripe age of 24.
     
    #84 Kampf Trinker, Oct 14, 2011
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    I got a big bottle of Smirnoff vodka on sale. Woo, getting ready for my Halloween partay in a couple weeks. AESOME
     
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    This is terrible. I took a risk with a six pack I'd never tried before, and was disappointed two sips in. Ugh.

    Glad I have plenty of peanut butter at least.
     
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    WILL SOMEONE EXPLAIN TO BEWILDERED THAT Y=0 IS A TOTALLY LEGITIMATE EQUATION?
     
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    Look, i'm just saying that if there is an if stipulation on the value of x, it has to be in the equation if you want to apply x to that!
     
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    If you two don't keep it at least more tolerable than BL1Y, you'll feel the wrath of: mod(x)

    Put that in your HP50g and plot it.
     
    #90 Nettdata, Oct 14, 2011
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    I think the best burger I've ever had was at Hopdoddy's in Austin. I don't usually go for the hippie, everything is locally sourced and organic but damn if they didn't make a fantastic burger.

    Who like suicide girls?
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    TI-84 for life!
     
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    I'm posting this in 2 places because it's that fucking good.

     
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    One for Ballsack. Who loves you, baby?

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    j/k.

    Sucka.

     
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    Bitch please, that thing doesn't even sync with your computer, TI-89 Titanium 4life.
     
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    My brother used to make programs for his TI-whatevernumber and then sell it to classmates. And the teacher...talk about making tests easy...
     
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    I think I bought the cheapest and worst whiskey imaginable. "Club 400." Is this stuff for real or did the ABC store make it in their basement?
     
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    My structures and environmental tech professors used to allow us to use our TI-xxxx's on our exams and a bunch of us always wrote serious amounts of formulas, possible test questions and answers, notes, etc. into the device. Really helped out not having to remember any of that crap.

    Anyways, the reality today, the closest I get to using any of the material is sending drawings to the structural engineer that I use for all my projects and he figures it all out. Shit, he barely even uses most of it either. He just punches distances and maybe a little extra info and it spits out load calculations and he just cross references it to size tables.

    That boring anyways. So, another suicide girl. With tits not hidden by a bomb.

    [​IMG]
     
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