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Your First Time

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by ssycko, Aug 1, 2010.

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How was your first time?

  1. A double rainbow

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  2. Mediocre/ not worth the hype

    128 vote(s)
    54.9%
  3. Durbanite had a better first time than I did

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  4. I wish my first time was with Chater

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  5. Does popping your cherry in WoW count?

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  1. big B

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    It was 1994 and my freshman year of high school. I was dating one of the hottest girls at school. She came over one Friday night and since my parents were getting a divorce and constantly MIA, we had the house to ourselves except for my older brother. He was home from college and had set up shop in his old bedroom. Whatever.
    My girl and I had fooled around a bunch before that night, but just hadn't gone all the way. Well tonight was the night, and we laid down and started going at it. Earlier encounters with her did not prepare me for what was about to happen. At about stroke 3, she started belting out screams that I didn't think could possibly come out of a girl that small. I even stopped for a minute to make sure she was alright. She assured me that she was, so we kept at it for about 20 minutes all the while I was trying to cover her mouth to quell the onslaught of screams. It didn't work out so well. The problem was my brother's room was right next to ours, and we had some paper thin walls. He heard the entire thing. The next morning at breakfast was interesting to say the least. I caught a bunch of weird looks from him and had some explaining to do when she left. See he was older than me, and a bit of a prude, so him overhearing my first time was not really on his hit list.
    Sorry bro!
     
  2. Harry Coolahan

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    I was 16, senior year in high school. I stopped by a house party, got blackout drunk. Over the course of the evening I instigated a few fights, somehow convinced some guy that I was in love with his ex (I think to avoid fighting him for having made out with her when they were dating), tried to make out with my best friend (her boyfriend did not approve), and other similar shit-house behavior.

    At one point I couldn't stand anymore and was lying on my back in the hallway of the first floor. I was too drunk to stand but I somehow convinced a girl walking by to make out with me. I passed out while she kissed me and then woke up somewhere on the second floor. Then I passed out again, and woke up to her feeding me beer (seriously, she was trying to pour beer down my throat while I was passed out). I immediately threw up.

    Went to the bathroom to clean up, came back to the party, not sure what happened but I found an empty room with her and we went to town. The sex itself was mediocre, but I remember first sticking it in and something in my brain clicked. It didn't even feel particularly great, but there was an overwhelming sense of "this is exactly what my dick was built for, all is right in the world now."

    The epilogue of the story is that I only remember maybe 20% of that night (at least I remember the most important part), but somehow word of this night got to my mom (that is what happens when you live in a tiny town). I've never talked to her about it but the fact remains that my mom knows more about what happened that night than I do.


    Similarly related, a few weeks before this party, what to date still remains by far the hottest girl I've ever met was seriously flirting with me (no question, she was a perfect 10). She was driving me home and dropped lines like, "My boyfriend and I just broke up, I don't know what to do with myself anymore," and "my parents aren't home, I'm going to be so bored at home alone." But, I was an idiot and didn't catch on. She dropped me off at home, I closed the door to her car, she drove away, and THEN I realized what she had been alluding to for 20 minutes. In retrospect, it might have been bad for my self-esteem if the hottest girl I ever sleep with was also subjected to my worst sexual performance. But it is still a damn shame I missed out. Youth is seriously wasted on the young.
     
  3. kuhjäger

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    My first time was with my first girlfriend, Feb 2. 2003. We had only been dating a month, and we had moved pretty fast. However I hadn't gotten so much as a hand job from her before having sex, so I was pretty antsy.

    I had known what was coming, so that day I jerked it 3 times before going out, and I still nearly shot my wad getting the condom on.

    I still lost it after a minute.

    It took me months to stop shooting off really quickly, but then I went the opposite way, and it started taking forever. To the point where one girl started bleeding. It looked like someone had been murdered in her bed. But blood makes the best lube.
     
  4. villagebicycle

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    The girl I lost my v-card to also turned out a lesbian, except I had nothing to do with it.

    We banged at my parents house for the first, second, third, and fourth time until I finally came. I don't mean to toot my own horn, either, it was really frustrating. She was hot, a gymnast, and very fun in the sack. It's just the first 3 times lasted 30+ minutes until the condom had no lube on it and we were both sore in the private parts.

    After the first few times, I came in like 3 minutes, max.

    We were sophmores in high school, but she had managed to get laid three or four times prior to dating me with a really shitty boyfriend. I took a girl's v-card when I was a sophmore in college and she was trying to lose it before going off to college. She was what could be called a class 5 clinger, pregnancy scare and all.

    Dear virgins, make sure your partner of choice is not fucking insane prior to sex. It's worth putting it off a month or 2 and not dealing with a crazy broad for 6 months.
     
  5. Viking33

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    Mine was during my Sophomore year of high school. I was 15, she was an 18 year old foreign exchange student from Holland. She was half Dutch, half Turkish with brunette hair and blue eyes and absolutely stunning to look at (I think she's now a model for Chanel or something), but my first time was double rainbows. I had been messing around with girls for about 8 months prior and met "Dutchess" at an underage club about a month before I dropped the V card into her purse.

    The night I lost it, my parents were gone with my sisters at some concert and Dutchess came over to hang out. We hadn't really talked about sex before that but had fooled around a bit and I played it cool, brought her into the house and straight to my room and to business. I lasted a good 15 minutes with a lifestyles condom providing protection and a good licking of her "Netherlands" (hahaha, get it? I do.) on my part to get her good and wet. I blew my load and we washed, rinsed and repeated without the washing and rinsing another three times before I made her leave out of fear of my christian parents return and imminent beating should they find any evidence. We dated for around 6 months and she gave me a proper sex education. Most of our playtime was in the back of my Ford Explorer with the seats pulled down out in the cornfields and consisted of great sex, a great relationship, the occasional early shot but nothing a second round couldn't fix.

    After she went back to the Netherlands we broke up and I tore through high school girls with a combination of reasonably good looks, athleticism and artistic talent. I'm just glad I wasn't drunk or fucked up and that I lost it before most of my friends. And whoever talked about emotional value- in the case of losing my virginity, it defenitely made it better that I liked her and cared about her.

    Um... Yeah. Tire iron, blue tarp, duct tape and shovel for the rest. Of course.
     
  6. iczorro

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    My childhood best friend and I met these two girls at an underage club the summer after Junior year. Everyone hit if off immediately, and we paired off real good (found out later, they decided who was going with who based on height). Teenage first love ensued. We thought we were being very self-sacrificing and prudent to date for a month before having sex.

    So the one month date rolls around, and we're all at the other girl's house during the day while her parents are at work. My buddy and his girl (neither of whom were virgins) shoved me and my girl into the upstairs bedroom and told us to get going. It was awkward. We were both virgins, and though we'd messed around a bit, we hadn't done anything serious. In fact, we took so long to get around to it, that at one point, the other chick poked her head in, didn't see anything going on, and pointedly asked me if I wanted some of her Dad's belts to tie my girl up. With that being the oddest offer of "help" I'd ever received, I declined, and we got it on.

    I may have lasted five minutes. The first two of which were spent figuring out how to smoothly move in and out (it was 1998, streaming porn wasn't out yet). Once I got a good rhythm going, just as my girl was getting into it, I blew up. I'd jerked it plenty of times before, but having an orgasm INSIDE A GIRL was one of the coolest things I'd ever felt.

    The next day I left for (parent mandated) church camp for a week. Never saw the girl again. Maybe she didn't realize that guys are bad their first time around, and she wasn't likely to enjoy it either, but she just didn't return my phone calls much after that. Which is weird because the other girl, who was her "best friend", became part of our crew and eventually slept with at least three, maybe as many as 6 of us. Anyway, the actual first time was double rainbows. The aftermath was meh.
     
  7. BL1Y

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    I was 21 and in my first year of law school.

    NO QUESTIONS AT THIS TIME.
     
  8. mya

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    That is exactly the point. The types of guys who want to date high school girls aren't exactly the cream of the crop, but try telling that to my 16 year old self. I was so cool dating the older guys.

     
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  9. Pink Candy

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    7-28-96. Three days after I turned 17. I expected something earth shattering to happen, perhaps his house lit up in neon lights to signify this life altering experience. Yeah, not so much. It was painful and somehow he managed to knock into my bladder, which sent spasms throughout my entire freakin' body all night, tricking me over and over into thinking I had a full bladder and needed to empty it.

    I wouldn't put it into a horrendous experience because at least we managed to get the mechanism correct. I did wonder what the big deal was and was left disappointed enough that I would not have sex again for another two years. After that two year hiatus and dating a man that actually knew his way around the vag, it was like seeing heaven.
     
  10. sharald27

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    That's what we like to call in the medical world, a urinary tract infection. You're supposed to piss after sex because it's extremely likely that you'll get a UTI if you don't.
     
  11. jennitalia

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    I actually just had a flashback about this today as I drove past the sketchy motel where it happened. I was too drunk to really remember any details other than the fact that I was dumb enough not to make him wear a condom. I'm about 99.9% sure he was a virgin too or else he was way too excited. The next morning I awoke looking at a tattoo on his back of his last name; it was at this point I realized I hadn't known his last name pre-fuck. Classy. It didn't hurt at all as I have heard other girls describe and as far as I can remember I had a great time.
     
  12. Frebis

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    I lost mine to a legitimate slut when I was a Junior in high school. We were at a party getting drunk, and this girl known for being a slut showed up. The guy she wanted to bang passed out, and it ended up being me and her awake.

    Whore- "What the hell am I going to do now"

    Frebis- "Well you can suck my dick"

    Whore- "Ok!"

    I took her into the bathroom and she had her way with me. I'd say it lasted all of five minutes. It was a very magical feelings, but not a very memorable experience.

    I was nervous I caught some disease from her, even though I wrapped it up.

    She also denied it happened. So like I said, not that memorable for her either. But my God did that first feelings of warmth feel great!
     
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    Maybe if you have that sensation AFTER sex, but during? He's hitting you in the bladder. Been there, done that.
     
  14. Pink Candy

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    Thanks! I mean, my gynecologist didn't tell me the same thing years ago.

    PS - bewildered is right. I doubt I picked up an infection that quickly, especially since all the UTIs I ever had were motherfucking painful and this was a sensation of having to pee often with no pain.

    And now, back to your regularly scheduled programming.
     
  15. sharald27

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    Calm yourself. Don't take it all personal. Just saying, that those are huge indicators of UTI.
     
  16. lostalldoubt86

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    I lost my virginity in a screened-in porch, laying on a surf board, drunk off my ass. It lasted about a minute, and the guy went for anal half way through. It was a summer thing and I never saw him again.
     
  17. KillaKam

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    I was a late bloomer, I didn't lose mine until I was 20 when I got back from basic training. It was the most anti climactic experience ever. This particular hussy had made her rounds through half the guys at her school from what I hear. To add to it, my best buddy hooked up with her before I did, so I was in for quite a heaping of sloppy seconds.

    We were at a house party, I was visiting my best friend from school, and I was shitcanned off some 151 if I'm correct. She meets up with our group at the party and immediately grabs my hand for the rest of the time we were there. We made a quick exit to her apartment and ended up in her bedroom. I remember being suffocated from the fumes of whatever liqour she was drinking that night as we were making out. We get into bed and I'm almost too drunk to function. After a few attempts, I finally managed to stick my wet noodle into her. I got a few pumps in and that was it, as liqour dick would not let me enjoy my moment.

    She found me on Facebook and wants me to come out to LA to visit her aka giveittoheragain... I'm not sure if I can deal with that mess again though.
     
  18. MooseKnuckle

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    Didn't happen for me until my first or second week of college. I got shitfaced off vodka at some friends' dorm suite area. At about 3am I stumbled into the elevator to go to my floor. Halfway up a girl walked in and she said she was going down to the floor I just left (coed dorm. What an awesome invention). I invited her back to the friends' suite and she accepted. I think everyone was playing Nintendo64 or something. I was sucking face and playing with her huge tits. A few minutes later she said she had to go back to her room to sleep and asked me to help her find it. I was a fucking idiot when it came to women but even I knew what that meant. She went to the bathroom to piss before leaving and some big black guy next to me asked (axed?) me if I had a rubber. I told him I didn't and he threw me one of his. A fucking magnum. Now, I'm not a needle dick by any means, but I certainly don't need a magnum. Whatever, better than nothing I though.

    We get to her suite area and start making out there since all her suitemates/roommates are asleep in their rooms. I throw her up against the wall and rub her pussy through her jeans while we make out. Then I bring her down to the floor and take off my clothes while she watches. Ooookaaaayyyy, I guess I have to take her clothes off too. So I pull off her jeans, underwear and shirt. I tried to undo her bra for a minute or two but gave up. That fucker was tricky. I then busted out the condom and awkwardly put it on while she laid there and watched. It might as well have been a trash bag because I was half hard due to the drunkenness and smell of butt in the room. I think she had a wiping problem. But I wasn't gonna let this moment get away from me. I shoved it in her and after a couple pumps I was fully hard and loving the awesome glorious feeling. A couple pumps later I filled the condom. A couple pumps later I was completely limp. She was completely perplexed and I was completely embarrassed.

    I fooled around with her for a few minutes longer but my boner wasn't coming back no matter what. So I put my clothes on and went to bed and never really talked to her again. At least she didn't make a big deal about my poor performance. I don't think she ever knew it was my first time although she should have been able to deduce it. The next day I found out that her name was Raunchy Rachel and I was probably her 2nd, maybe her 3rd of the night. That might explain why she was too tired to help me out with anything and why she didn't care that I only fucked her for 45 seconds. I wish I didn't learn that but I'm not sure it would have stopped me at the time. I just wanted to fuck a chick and lose the virginity. And since that was ultimately the end result, I can't really complain even though I wish it would have been under better circumstances.

    The feeling of burying my dick into some puss? Double rainbow, easy. But putting my dick into some puss always feels good. As far as the whole experience goes, that night was terribly awkward and so many things went wrong that I'd give it a mediocre at best.
     
  19. effinshenanigans

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    I lost mine to another virgin, a girl I had been dating for quite some time. Looking back, the whole experience was retarded. We waited for a time when her parents would be gone because she wanted it to happen in her bed and not the basement. She also bought a ton of candles and positioned them around the room. She made a "first time" love mix to play during.

    We fooled around for a little bit and then decided to take the plunge. Condom on, I went in and without even the whole head of my dick buried, she winced in pain and screamed for me to pull out (sidenote: I'm not slinging a coke can or anything and I had jammed almost a whole fist into that pussy before).

    For the next 10 minutes we played the "little bit further" game--no dice. It ended shortly after with neither of us achieving any noticable iota of satisfaction.
     
  20. kuhjäger

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    Thinking about it, I have to say for most guys it isn't a double rainbow until their second first time.

    The very first time you go in without a rubber.

    I have always known it as "the warmth". That warm, wet feeling that encompasses your dick the second you get in there without a rain coat. Almost as good as an orgasm.

    One girl in particular stands out to me. It was our first time doing it, and she wanted to be on top. Fine by my. It was like I had cut a hole in the door to a steam room and stuck my boner in there.

    It was glorious.