This is a dated article, but I remembered the story during a conversation at work and I thought you guys would get a kick out of it. "Chris Taylor, a 30-year-old British computer programmer, grew suspicious of his live-in girlfriend when his pet parrot began to imitate her saying, “I love you, Gary.” Ziggy, an 8-year-old African gray parrot, would also make kissing noises whenever the name Gary was mentioned on TV and would mimic Suzy Collins saying, “Hiya, Gary,” every time she answered her mobile phone. Confronted with the evidence, Collins admitted to a month-long affair with a coworker named Gary and moved out of their shared Leeds apartment that same night." That might also fit nicely in the "Whoops" thread. Focus: Ever had the experience of being The Other Man or The Other Woman? It would be nice if we could avoid the one-liner "My ex is a cheating crack whore who ruined my life" posts.