I've noticed hipsters seem to be accorded slightly less respect than zombies around here. Having been to Portland once, I kind of get it. That said, a hipster field guide would be helpful. And so, with apologies to Jeff Foxworthy: Focus: You May Be A Hipster . . . Alternate Focus: Is Anti-hipster the new Hipster? Or, is Anti-hipster just good old reverse snobbery?