No you are not being fucking unreasonable, and you need to lay down the law in the same way napalm gets "laid down".
So, when he was a teenager, his friends and him used to jerk off in front of each other. And he is telling people this?
Was he a hockey player? I heard a bunch of stories from the hockey players I went to high school with, and jerking off around each other would be tame in comparison. For example, one guy jerked off on a pillow (with other dudes around), then took someone's pillow while they were sleeping, and replaced it with the jizz pillow. This was hilarious, apparently. I'm glad I was a swimmer. We were like the chess club of organized sports.
Is there such a thing as that? Sports hazing could be extreme at time, but a bunch dudes sitting in the same room Feeding The Geese in each other's presence is weirder and gayer than Clay Aiken banging Little Richard on stage at a Pet Shop Boys concert. Who ever invented that kind of hazing is gay. PLain and simple. That goes double for most faggy fraternities --sorry "brotherhoods" (HA HA HA HA HA HA HA) that seem to enjoy ass-violating pledges in some horrible way, yelling "FAGGOTS!!!" at them the entire time in some sort of divine quest for pure hypocracy.
I think I might be missing something here. He did this as a teenager with other teenagers? That might make him homosexual or bisexual most likely, but not a predator.
What the fuck is the deal with evangelicals? Come to my door on a wonderful Friday afternoon and make me feel mean for shoo-ing you away, huh? What a couple of assholes. This is the essence of an evangelical: someone who read a book they really liked, and so now they wander around trying to tell people about how good that book is/talk to them about that book. I don't fucking walk around trying to talk to people about The Brothers Karamazov or Being and Time, give it a damn rest already. You liked the book, I get it. Now how about you never try to talk to me again.
In the case, Scootah probably knows him. They ALL know each other, like the Freemasons. Just don't ask about the secret handshake.
Speaking of weird handshakes, I'm thinking tonight would be a great night to get Rafi Drunk and finish season 3 of The League.
I just made the ultimate comment for inspiring self reflection: "Honey, you're dating a man with star tattoos on his forearms. A guy. With stars." Is Reverse 69'ing a man's ass a handshake? Why not.
Just have a nice, mature, adult conversation with him. Sit him down and address it calmly. And then beat him to fucking death with this:
If the situation is what it sounds like, which is to say, he, as a teenager, used to masturbate with other males in the room while they masturbated as well, then not only are you being unreasonable, you're also being a complete fucking moron. If, you know, he's doing that with the kids he works with, then maybe go to the police. I mean, hell, 95% of the British population did that in their boarding schools growing up.
Oh, I'm sorry, my mistake. You're absolutely justified in wanting to murder someone because he was standing around jerking it with other people. I mean, god, what a perverted freak.
Seriously, if you found out he jacked off with a few other women in the room who were also masturbating when he was a teenager, would you have a problem? So really, your real issue is that your wife is dating a guy that might have done something of a homosexual nature when he was a teenager, and is thus not fit to be in your son's life? Even to the point of beating him up? Is that a hate crime? (always sunny reference intended)
Hey, you asked if you were being unreasonable. It's not my fault if you didn't actually want an answer to that question.
Fuck, he's got us! We're all gay, so it's ok for him to want to murder someone because he hates gays!
Yeah, those "problems" are called homosexuality. Have you heard of it? I hear it's quite popular now a days, even, dare I say it, mainstream. Or you could call them, teenage experimentation. By GOD, there are people walking around like this!!?!!??!?! And yes, obviously you have your own set of issues. Interestingly, I, also, would suggest consultation.
never mind. In other news, it's super snowy in chicago and it took me an hour and a half to drive a distance that took me 12 minutes to go this morning. HATE WEATHER.