The Wife just sent me this: She works in a parish near Baton Rouge that is full of... Let just say "ignorant, awful trash". Noland knows which one I'm talking about. Anyway, because she works in this area, some of her co-workers, while perfectly nice people, are a little... Unsophisticated. She has one friend there named Misty (I'll let that one speak for itself) with whom she was talking about dinner tonight, and what I was cooking: The Wife: [Blue Dog] ees making me pasta! Eeets my favoreete! But I cannot remember what et is called (For the record, I'm making her a version of this). Eets something like raveeeoli? Quick interjection on my part in defense of The Wife, God bless her. She's not an idiot- she's just Mexican. She's got an excuse! Anyways, Here's Misty's guess on the type of pasta I'm cooking tonight: Misty: ....... Pigs in a blanket? ... Yep. Nailed it.
Last week I mentioned the hot weather chick on NBC 10 in Philadelphia. Her name is Sheena Parveen. Yum.
On a more normal note, in honor of the media blitz surrounding Haywire... Hello mislabeled Gina Carano pic... Lord have mercy Jaime Koeppe...
Thats actually Kyra Gracie This is Gina Carano... And Sack, I mean, she doesn't have a sultry hot voice, but its not like she sounds like a dude.
She's the most entertaining female fighter to watch. She's absolutely relentless. She's Muay Thai, so she's made of iron. I wish more dudes in MMA fought as hard as she did. Check out the "Oh, FUCK no" escape and beating at 3:50. She's a robot.
Gotta love how random people from your past whom you haven't talked to in years feel its necessary to say happy birthday when clearly they don't care enough to talk to you 364 of the other days in the year.
This is where we all say "Whatever happened to angry mob justice?" There's probably no law against that, but it's STILL child abuse. Fuckers.
Why...what, why? Why would you do that to a kid that wasn't born with androgynous genitals? Your kid is not a guinea pig for some psychosocial experiment. What the FUCK? You know what happens to kids whose parents give them fruity, gender neutral names? Spoiler Very nice!
That's ALSO child abuse. Naming your son "Leslie" or some other shit the guarantees him a shittyb childhood right out of the gate. Who thinks that giving their son a girl's name is a bright idea? Throw them into the Cave Of The Swollows.
You know what the last dude named Vivian had to do? Join Def Leppard. IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT FOR YOUR CHILD?!?!
Do you guys find it weirder when you see pictures of the other people someone you've had sex with and/or dated has also slept with and/or dated and they all look a lot like you, or you look nothing like them? That was awfully worded, but hopefully you get it.
There's bad names for children in every walk of life. "Son, sit down.... I don't know how to say this, so I'll just stay it: I'm so, SO sorry for naming you Alfonso." Spoiler
Pretty sure I won the weekend already. Office party at the Shedd Aquarium in Chicago. I had an open bar, and got shitty ditty drunk watching Jellyfish, Sting rays, and yes...dolphins swimming upside down.
Do you know what I recently discovered? Prison Break on Netflix. I don't know how the fuck I missed this show when it was on. In the past two nights, I've watched the first 8 episodes. So tonight, I'm going to have rum, mexican food and 4 hours of Prison Break. Tomorrow is 4 to 6 inches of snow. Gonna try to teach Tonka to sled.
After 5 tries, I finally figured out what the fuck you were asking. And I'd say the first scenario is much weirder.