So, a few days ago my girlfriend found a picture of me from college (with my balls out), where the caption read: "It's got a hoodie on, bitch." Wanting to be included in the joke, she asked what that meant. I told her it was something I drunkenly said to describe my uncircumcised penis that became oft-repeated. Her reply: "you're not circumcised?" Jesus Herbert Walker Christ. "No. How did you not know that?" Cue meltdown. Focus: Circumcision. Preferences, pros and cons, projecting this weird habit onto your children? Ladies: do you prefer a man who's trimmed? Gentlemen: Are you cut, and does it matter?