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You Cook Like You Fuck

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Dcc001, Jan 3, 2011.

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  1. LatinGroove

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    One of the girls that I met from the old board said this to me. She gave the most amazing head I had ever received until I met the girl I'm currently dating, which she also said and is amazing at.

    For me in this department it's always been a hit rather than a miss.
     
  2. Stealth

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    Someone I associate with from time to time has in the last 2- 3 years developed a rather "anal" approach to food.

    He refuses to eat chicken "because of all the hormones" they use.

    Eats red meat sparingly.

    Claims to be on a 70 - 80% "Raw Food" diet , where he crunches and munches through raw carrots and other vegetables (Although I have only ever seen him eat carrots raw), and fruit.
    I think part of this has to do with him being too lazy to cook.

    He went on a 3 week "Kabbalah Juice Fast" (a home made concontion of fruit and vegetable juice) to "detox" himself ... despite him avoiding all junk food , being a very moderate drinker , being a non smoker and even refusing to brush his teeth with normal toothpaste because "fluoride is toxic"

    I don't think he has been laid for at least a couple of years and his fasting has led to his breath ( from a distance of a couple of feet ) to stink.
    So, I get the feeling he won't be getting laid any time soon either.
     
  3. Nettdata

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    There's got to be some sort of cooking road kill and a dead thread joke in here somewhere, but I'm too tired to figure it out right now.
     
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