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You Can Slap Me, But Don't You Dare Kiss Me After Head

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by audreymonroe, Dec 13, 2010.

  1. shegirl

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    Umm...excuse me Sir, my asshole certainly is pink. Who fucking pissed in your cereal today?
     
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    I'll take your word for that.

    Also, it's been a weird day.
     
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    No breakfast. Screwdriver for lunch.
     
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    So's your clit, which I personally thought you were referring to when you mentioned your "rosebud".
     
  5. shegirl

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    Can we move on please? This is getting really weird.
     
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    Move on? In this place? You honestly think we couldn't do 12 pages on one asshole - literally or figuratively?
     
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    We definitely should move on, but that remark makes you complicit in the conversation devolving into shades of stink.

    Is it safe to say that the ass-smacking no longer has anything to do with "being a bad girl" and everything to do with emulating porn?
     
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    Uh huh. Sure. It's all fun and games until it's your bunghole that is the topic up for discussion. Freaks.
     
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    Not flattered, huh? Strange.

    My only limits seem to be poop and consent, and I don't think that's to surprising or odd. There will be no pooping on purpose, and she must be willingly into it. Consent applies to rape fantasy as well. You want me to spank you, fine. You want me to toss you around be rough with you, fine. You want me to bend you over the bed and fuck your ass like it's late with the rent, fine. While I'm doing that, if you start saying things like "no daddy, no daddy, I'll be a good girl this time if you stop"...we're going to have some problems. And when I stop and ask "the fuck?", saying you were just "role playing" isn't going to fix anything. Thanks, but I think we're finished here. That same reaction will surface if you're just lying there, and "doing it for me". If you're not into it, I don’t want to do it and would probably have more fun rubbing one out by myself. I’m pretty sure that’s why Al Gore invented the internet:

    Everyone knows them interweb chicks always wanna fuck.
     
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    You were saying?
    I'm reminded of the Seinfeld episode where his gf walks around in the nude all the time, and it's awesome, but disaster strikes when Jerry tries to join her. The male anatomy is gruesome.

    For somebody who wanted to change the subject, you're the one with the rectal obsession. But let's change the subject.

    Will anyone here admit to having sex in a weird place, like a sex swing, or Utah?
     
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    I have very few hard limits. I inadvertently found out about one right around Christmas two years ago. A few friends and I were at a club in the Caribbean, and there were a bunch of employees dressed up as Christmas characters. There was in fact a midget, dressed as a female elf. We thought it was funny that she was grinding on other dudes knee. We had quite a few laughs about it. Later on in the night I feel someone reach up and grab my package. Normally a pleasant surprise for me. I look quickly to see who was bold enough to give me a squeeze, and see no one. Then I look behind me, I see the midget smiling and she grabs it again. I freak out and hide behind one of my friends. To this day midgets creep me out. I don't know why, but there will be no midget fucking for me.