So over the weekend Jägerette and I stopped by her parents place for a visit. As usual, I was rooting around in their cupboards for anything tasty, when I actually bothered to look at a list that was taped to the back. The list was of 7 food items, such as zuchinni, kidney beans, prime rib. I thought it was strange, as it clearly wasn't a shopping list. So I asked about it, and Jägerette's mother informed me that it was her funeral menu. The 7 foods she hated so much that she would never serve them, so she figured that we can finally eat them all at her funeral. I tried to come up with a list of things that I would have at my funeral. So far I have "Cilantro" Oh, and bleu cheese. Fuck that stuff. Focus: What is your "funeral menu"