I've mentioned before that one of my favorite movies is Sex Drive, which nobody saw and may have never been in theaters. The people who made it later made Hot Tub Time Machine, which was more successful but perhaps not quite as funny. In this movie, there are two characters, Andy and Randy, who are "total nards" but have a fucking heroic ability to "open" - that is, proposition every women they see for sex. I think they are two of the greatest characters committed to the screen, and if there were a 2-hour Andy and Randy movie, I would see it in the theaters twice. The following is from the Director's Cut, which added a gratuitous amount of Andy and Randy to an already hilarious amount: FOCUS: How do you, and your friends, "open?" Does being direct work for you? Have you ever just gone for it, only to have it actually work?