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"yep, he's black"

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by fleafly, Aug 9, 2011.

  1. fleafly

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    "Do I hear 50, 50 ,50"
    "Yup"
    "I have 50, do I hear 100, 100, 100"
    "Yup"
    "I have 100, do I hear 150, 150, 150...going once, twice, SOLD to the man with the camera"
     
  2. BrotherNumberOne

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    Headline: " Riots spread to other parts of Britain as all cops are busy dealing with 'that one guy.' "
     
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    I just want to know why the hell they are all touching him. It's like he is the Black Messiah or some shit. Very weird.
     
  4. lyle

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    "What do you mean he swallowed the key to his own handcuffs?"
     
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    "Alright whiteys, you have 2 minutes to satisfy your curiosity about dreadlocks."
     
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    "Your name is TOBY!"
     
  7. splitty

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    One final adjustment to the head, and Riotspy was ready to roll.
     
  8. Nom Chompsky

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    After carefully explaining the science behind it, Scootah put on his glasses and gave a demonstration of the proper technique for erotic asphyxiation.
     
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    Like horses, black folk are worth more when they have good teeth.
     
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    Sprewell! SPREWELL!!!! Let me get a picture of me choking you like you did your coach!
     
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    In day one of the London riots police try shooting rioters with cameras rather than guns. The PM believes this will effectivly neutralise further outbreaks of violence.
     
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  13. Frank

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    Call in back up, he's getting violent.
     
  14. CharlesJohnson

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    I do say, old bean. this is rather inconvenient of you gents...

    "Fornicate the police
    We were raised in a less than reputable neighborhood
    Young negro is in a precarious position due to his skin tone
    Because he is not caucasian, the police enforcement may mistakenly pursue this minority for perceived transgressions of the penal code.

    I assure you this is nonsense, fine sir
    For a scallywag who lies with his own mother and carries a badge and a firearm
    You will attempt to wrongly imprison me
    In prison for my honor's sake I would like to engage in fisticuffs with you

    I say, fornicate the police. Fornicate the police..."
     
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    - This is the shit that happens when your police force don't carry guns: the criminal equivalent of tag and release.

    - For the last time, before we start. Is your name Rodney?
     
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    "Now... If you look here, you can faintly see where the TV he was stealing was resting against his neck."
     
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    whathasbeenseen???