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YEEEE-HAAAAW! EARLY EFFIN' DRUNK THREAD 1/27/11

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Jan 27, 2011.

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  1. 8Track

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    Crack and a bottle of mad dog 20/20?
     
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    Jesus, Serena Williams could clench her buttcheeks and rip your dick clean off.

     
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    Good old Mad Dog, the first thing I ever got drunk on. I used to do a lot coke, I think I would be dead if I had a briefcase full of it. I am so glad I stopped using that shit, what a waste of money.
     
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    The first thing I got drunk off was tequilla. Other than that I had a few beers and didnt get drunk.

    Cocaine is a hell of a drug.



     
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    And I thought the KC Jordan tweets were insightful.

    I give you, Ms. Bree Olsen

    This guy pissed in my mouth in the shower then I sucked his cock and licked his ass while he watched porn. It ended with a load in my pussy
    2:00 AM Jan 25th via Echofon

    Started sucking dick the moment I got in the car from the airport here in Indiana I have been fucking ever since Guess Im just glad 2 B home
    1:19 AM Jan 25th via web

    Got so drunk. Mexican took me on these trash bags fucked me. Left me laying there then about 10 of his friends came and fucked me too.
    3:52 PM Jan 15th via Echofon

    Any men in the Fort Wayne area wanna come fill me with cum before I leave town? I'd like 10-20 guys tonight. I'll take it in the ass too.
    5:53 PM Jan 4th via Echofon

    There's nothing better than getting my pussy filled with cum then using my vibrator to cum again and again as I hold all the cum in my hole.
    3:37 PM Jan 3rd via Echofon

    2 loads by 2 different men last night A huge load in my mouth & the other guy shot his all over my naked body I'm gonna sleep well on flight
    10:21 AM Dec 13th, 2010 via Echofon
     
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    Holy fuck...

    If I knew who my real dad was, I'd totally fuck him. Are any of you my daddy? Did you make any love children in '86?
    2:14 PM Dec 10th, 2010 via Echofon
     
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    Crack and bum wine are the bread and butter of the transient world.

    In related news, Charlie Sheen is now my hero. Partying for 2 days straight with a bunch of porn stars? Any of us would be so lucky to only have a hernia after that.
     
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    Which can tie us back to the butt speak. TiB is so circular.

    Cocaine users are at risk of life-threatening stomach problems, doctors have warned.

    Writing in the JRSM, Mr Luke Meleagros, a consultant surgeon at North Middlesex University Hospital describes how he and his colleagues have recently seen two cases of gastrointestinal perforation linked to cocaine use within weeks of each other.

    He said: "Abdominal complications from cocaine abuse are life-threatening and require emergency surgery.

    "In extreme cases a patient may end up with a colostomy.
     
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    It seems to me like they're writing about it as though these were the first two people in the history of the universe to use cocaine. I'd sure like to know where the perforation occurred.
     
    #69 ghettoastronaut, Jan 27, 2011
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    Oh my Jesus.

    I mean i like semens as mUch as the next peson but that is just fucked up.

    EDit: who the fuck make this bold things so fucking hard....NETTDAADDY IS THIS YOUR FAULT?
     
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    Got so drunk. Mexican took me on these trash bags fucked me. Left me laying there then about 10 of his friends came and fucked me too.
    3:52 PM Jan 15th via Echofon

    For some odd reason, I think this is more fucked up than getting cummed in by a guy or two.
     
    #71 SwampDonkey, Jan 27, 2011
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    Better idea:: Mae it YOUR signature.

    NO! jennitalia' s signature!
     
    #72 Pinkcup, Jan 27, 2011
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    So there's a simpsons episode where the long-haired bully who isn't Jimbo puts on a gorilla mask. Between this and the bud light commercial with a guy wearing a gorilla suit, I think Kung Fu Mike had a greater influence on the world than most people give him credit for.
    By all means if jennitalia or whores-sans-noms had expounded so poetically on their love for the baby batter it should become their signature. But they didn't. You did.
     
    #73 ghettoastronaut, Jan 27, 2011
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    You're definitely swigging it out of the bottle now.
     
    #74 8Track, Jan 27, 2011
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    HAMGERBURRR HELPURRR

    + Hootie & The Blowfish : "Hollldddd myyyy weeeinnerrr"

    ...neither of which have any correlation with one another.
     
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    I'm about to head to the liquor store. I'm definitely picking up a bottle of what you've been drinking.
     
    #76 8Track, Jan 27, 2011
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    Typical AMERICAN family size?

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    Get a 5th of Pabst Blue Ribbon.

    Life is good.
     
    #78 p00g0blin, Jan 27, 2011
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    And here I thought you were drinking. Clearly you're just killing your will to live.
     
    #79 8Track, Jan 27, 2011
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    Nettdata EDIT: Removed.
     
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