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YEEEE-HAAAAW! EARLY EFFIN' DRUNK THREAD 1/27/11

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Jan 27, 2011.

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  1. Nettdata

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    Started at 16 for me. Joys of aircrew medicals.
     
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  3. 8Track

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    I don't care what you think about the guy, but he is one hell of an entertainer.

    "Charlie Sheen had a "briefcase full of cocaine" delivered to his home -- and was using large amounts of the drug during the 36-hour bender that landed him in the hospital ... this according to a source inside the house.

    After hours of drinking, we're told a person showed up to the house with a designer "briefcase" -- that contained multiple "bricks" of cocaine.

    We're told Sheen immediately began doing the drug for several hours. "
     
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    Man, I know this the sort of shit that should be PMed, but seriously...

    Define "back end issues."

    This could mean so many things.
     
    #44 Pinkcup, Jan 27, 2011
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    I had one at 16 too but it wasn't for that. I woke up in the night with the worst pain in the stomach, couldn't even stand up straight. Had to go to the emergency room and that was one of the exams they gave me. Did not enjoy that at 16.

    Edit: They made me do an enema too, that was almost as unpleasant.
     
    #45 zyron, Jan 27, 2011
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    Shitter's full, bleeding, pain, fart box is more like a water slide constantly, etc...
     
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    Bleeding. Pain. Chronic constipation. Abnormal urination.

    There are others, but I have rum.
     
    #47 $100T2, Jan 27, 2011
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    Ugh. Can we go back to talking about butts like this rather than where this is heading, please?
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    #48 shegirl, Jan 27, 2011
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    I know I went through sex ed in the Deep South, but I'm pretty sure you piss from the front end.

    Babies, however, come from the butt and Jesus sees everything you're doing.

    EDIT: I mentioned butts!

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    I guarantee you every one of those girls has had AT LEAST a finger up her ass.
     
    #50 $100T2, Jan 27, 2011
  11. 8Track

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    AH!! Get out of my head! It's not a safe place to be. The bottle of rum is kind of the same though.
     
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    and at least a tongue.
     
    #52 8Track, Jan 27, 2011
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    For men, the prostate has a huge influence on urination. Plus, with women, the dump is close to the playground, so you have to worry about tumors in there, too.
     
    #53 $100T2, Jan 27, 2011
  14. 8Track

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    So Charlie Sheen had 5 girls at his house during his coke binge. 1 of them being

    KC Jordan

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    He ordered her up much like you would a pizza.

    EDIT: her Twitter...

    @misskaceyjordan my phones are ringing off the hook! ugh!
    3 minutes ago via web
     
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    My aunt had some form of colon cancer (she's fine now), but apparently this means I'm at an increased risk. At 24, I've already had a finger up my ass, and I have a lifetime of those plumber snakes to look forward to. Fuuuuuuuccccckkkk.
     
    #55 JGold, Jan 27, 2011
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    And a cock. Or even two.
     
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    "Send me a slutty blonde, hold the tits"???
     
    #57 $100T2, Jan 27, 2011
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    Apparently. She sounds like a classy one according to her twitter...

    "Just got done fucking... Now I'm going to eat a basket of fries"
     
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    Isn't there a boardmember in Cairo right now? What the hell's his name? I want to hear what's going on. That is, if he still has Internet access. Friends are telling me the government has blacked out phone and web access nationwide.

    There could be a lot of blood tomorrow if things go south. Sheesh.
     
    #59 Beefy Phil, Jan 27, 2011
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    I'm late to this party, but it's nice that I'm not the only one on a Tour de Franzia tonight. Boxed wine is a wonderfully cheap drunk. My roommates girl calls it "Hobo Nectar," however something else comes to mind when I think of that phrase...
     
    #60 Juice, Jan 27, 2011
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