Aren't you the only one drinking in your house right now? Ohhhh, I get it, you're drowning your football sorrows in cab. Carry on.
Oh shit! BD, is that granite? Very nice. Tonight, I've been invited to a German bar by a French girl. I can't not make World War II jokes. Last time I was in this place, hammered, I put on the most annoying song I could think of: Slayer's Angel of Death. About halfway through I remembered it's about the Holocaust. the owner is off the boat German. The Aristocrats.
I've had a colonoscopy, and honestly, a finger would be much better than a fucking plumbers snake with a camera. That was a hoot.
What a fucked up week, school work wise. I'm getting me some Long Islands tonight. And this really hot blonde that I've been wanting to get at for about a year is going to be there. Long Islands + Hot blonde girl = Fun times. Mmmm. White girls.
Is it just me or is anyone else confused by exAmino's avatar. I'm waiting for him to dish our some DCH bannings and shit. Weird. Anyway, it's a snow day here. I'm done cleaning and packing (house-sitting for the boys while he's away) and now I'm settling in with a nice big bottle of GM. It's going to go perfectly with my steaming cup of chai tea and "Almost Famous." While the above sounds like a fucking perfect night for me, all my friends are out at the bars snow day drinking and have been since 2. Where the hell have my priorities gone?
Tonight will be a 12 pack or so while schooling friends at Rock Band and then the Archer premier party. Tomorrow going shooting for a couple hours with some guys from work, then drinking a bottle of vodka. Saturday recovery and a couple beers while catching up on my nearly full DVR. Sunday Probowl game at the bar with the girl. Yay functional alcoholism.
Did you make someone take you out for a nice dinner or movie or a date before hand, just so you felt all comfortable? Do they lube up the snake? Do you have lube come out for a while after they are done?
Tomorrow morning I have a big-time job interview. I'm underqualified but am taking a run at it anyway, since it would allow me to stay around here after I graduate. Wish me luck, and have some lesbians.
That looks classy, man. I drink my wine from a box sometimes. It's still good, and the bag makes a nice pillow for when you're trying write dirty messages to TiB members but you just get too sleeeeeeepy to continue typing. Not drinking from a box tonight though...La Crema Merlot, in an actual wine glass. I'm being all classy and shit.
Fact: boxed wine is the cheapest way to get drunk Fact: boxed wine can be thrown in the freezer and subsequently used as an ice pack in a cooler Fact: the best boxed wines are Bota Box (in terms of quality, can EASILY compete with if not beat a decent $10-$20 dollar bottle) and Peter Vella (cost by drunkenness).
Report says beer is the best drink for post-workout rehydration I'm so sore I can't feel my arms, or legs, or move much of anything at this point (I guess I'm kinda like hotwheelz), but damn, does this beer taste so rehydratingly good.
Yeah, and make sure they aren't eager to stuck things in your rectum 10 years too soon. (That sounds awful Catholic to me.)
Digital rectal exam starts at 40. PSA screening too. Colonoscopy is at 50, unless there is a need for one before that. Just remember, if he has both hands on your shoulders during the rectal exam, there's a problem. Guys and gals, here's your WDT Public Service Announcement: I used to work at a cancer center. I had a LOT of patients die from colo-rectal cancer, including a 32 year old woman. TAKE THAT STUFF SERIOUSLY. If you have any sort of back end issues, get them checked out.