So to get this board started off on a more familiar footing, we should start with an old school style thread. So a couple of years ago I was living in Germany, and took the opportunity of living in the land that has invaded more countries than any other to travel around, see the local scenery, and try and have as much sex with foreign women as possible. It was on a trip to the Czech Republic that I hit a low point in my life, a point that made me look back and think; wow, I really was fucked up. Basically, I was in a hostel in Prague, and encountered 2 lovely young Swedish women, and we hit it off. Later that night, we went out to bars, and clubs and more bars before ending up at our hostel again, where the taller, blonder of the two asked me if I wanted to go spoon on the top of her bunk bed in a room with 20 other people. After as much alcohol as I had consumed, this was a great idea, as I imagined in Swedish, "to spoon" meant to have sweet sweet European loving. As luck would have it, it did mean that, and things were going my way for a while. Until it came time to get my dick inside of her. As it turns out you can be too drunk to find a chick's vag. I fumbled for a minute, trying to find it, yet it was elusive as bigfoot. I couldn't find the hole, so I was honest, and slurred, "I can't find your vag, you get my dick in there" Now she was as, if not more drunk than I, and I imagine that she had guided her fair share of cocks into her, so that shouldn't have been a problem. Unfortunately it was, as she was also to drunk to find her own vag. We decided teamwork was the way to go, so we both tried to guide my dick in there, yet we still weren't able to get it in, so we passed out drunk. The next day some Polish guy who was in the dorm style room asked me: "Seriously, did we all have to hear about how you couldn't find her pussy" It was at that point that I realized I had hit a new low. FocusWhat was you low point/ trashiest moment?