So I got messaged by a lovely couple on OKC whose profile said, among other things: Spoiler "She is an unfathomable Asian beauty with a perfect thick ass, and an obsession with huge cock. She loves dressing up, and with her toys and porn, fantasizes about being gangbanged. He loves pleasing his wife; is respectful, talented; and knows how and when to be sensual, to having multiple f*ckfest marathons! He has a handsome smile, broad shoulders, and a sexy stomach. He's excited to watch her share her double-ended toy, as well as in pleasure with multiple cocks simultaneously. Some experiences include dp mfm, couple play, and club fun. We are excited for ff, ffm, fmf, and a small gangbang with the right guys. We are big on new positions, naughty places; want to try a standing dp, and two cocks in her mouth. We are okay with spanking and biting, but nothing too intense. We play together, except girl play." I said I was flattered and politely declined. FOCUS: Ever been propositioned by someone(s) wanting to do something a tad outside your comfort zone (sexual or otherwise)? Did you do it? Good times? ALT-FOCUS: Have any personal boundaries, sexual or otherwise, that you're interested in pushing?
One ex wanted me to force her to have sex, as in chase her around the room, hold her down, smack her around a bit, maybe leave some bruises. I've done the caveman thing, but she wanted to take it little far for my taste. And after trying to get me to have sex with her without birth control multiple times, I'm still not sure she wasn't trying to set me up somehow. I've never gotten close to a threesome. Another ex of mine was friends with a woman who was renting a large secluded home with a tennis court. They had planned to play nude tennis, and she asked if i would "referee". Of course I said yes, but it never happened. The reason she gave was "You know we both have huge sets of boobs, we just would have hurt ourselves out there". Shit.
I've posted about it before but my wife went to lunch with a friend and the friend began to feel her out about a full swap, now my wife wasn't very happy but I thought it was hilarious. This is the same girl who fucked the best man the night before her wedding with her fiance banging a hooker in the same room. She is also 300 pounds and genuinely unattractive in every way.
Is there anything worse than a gargantuan pig with high self-esteem? This happened with my ex-psycho. Her friend asked for a swap and her friend looked like Kirstie Alley after a break-up. I said flat-out "Absolutely not." So of course she asked why and I made the mistake of answering with honesty. "HOW FUCKING DARE YOU SAY THAT ABOUT MY FRIEND BLAH BLAH BLAH..." dust in the wind, thank god.
Its not even high self-esteem, its arrogance. Like when a really attractive woman is arrogant and such, its annoying, but you understand that people have been sucking up to her for most of her life and that shit happens. But with bitches like you mention, its like what the fuck.
Once a friend who I knew was in an "open marriage" said his wife wanted to "hang out" with me for a weekend, maybe go camping. Just her and I, to have some fun. Being young and stupid I was a little weirded out by a husband saying, "Hey bud, take my wife for a weekend and fuck her brains out." Not taking that opportunity is one of many regrets I have now.
Reminds me of our last camping trip of the summer, last year, with my buddies and a couple of our dads. I had passed out by this point, but apparently a not-terrible-looking woman wandered over to our camp, said she was from a couple sites over with another girl and their 'master' (a dude), who told her to come over and proposition us. They all had a good laugh, but she was persistent, even after finding out there were fathers and sons sitting around the fire (as if it weren't weird enough to begin with). They told her to go into my tent and wake me by rubbing her tits in my face, but she couldn't find her way through my three-room tent in the dark, so she bailed. Props to her master though. Damn.
A fellow kinkster was very insistent that he wanted me to drink his urine out of a dog dish. He tried to push it on me over and over, so i picked my panties up and went home.
I know I've said it before, but I don't have a problem with any of this. I mean, what's hotter than your wife, or significant other, getting off? If it's my dick, great, I'm focusing on myself and not the pleasure I see from watching her. But if I see her having fun with herself or getting a good dicking, what's hotter than that? I married her for personality and because she's my friend and her mother-potential for my child and all that yada yada yada, whatever; still, bare-bones as a guy, you marry your wife because she's hot. Because in all that you saw in porn, she's the closest to that porno "girl next door" that you can get. So what else it hotter than watching your wife get off? As long as she's still down to let me go with her in the end, where's the problem?
The gf once expressed an interest in pegging, but alasshole, it never happened. I'm not intrinsically opposed to it, but I declined because I didn't think she could get off thus it's just...pointless? If she had agreed to a threesome, I would have done it, but the negotiations broke down. I also have been propositioned by several hookers in Korea, apparently I have a "he has to pay for it" face. Cunts.
I'm broke as balls - lets do this. FOCUS: Ever been propositioned by someone(s) wanting to do something a tad outside your comfort zone (sexual or otherwise)? Did you do it? Good times? I get a lot of messages from guys who want to be castrated. For most of them it's just a fantasy, and I used to always reply that I have bull emasculators, and asking for their address. Then I had a guy give me his address, tell me where to find the spare key to let myself in whenever and tell me that he'd have a butt plug in ready for the procedure whenever I showed up - no need to give him notice. Bluff called - I just delete those messages now. I've done rape fantasy role play, elaborate stranger fantasy setups. I don't generally do them any more - I find that the lack of realism kills the fun for me, and doing it with any sense of realism is too fucking terrifying for the consent/legality issues and the possibility of having someone go native in the moment and grab a knife to fight back (I've actually had that happen once, that was what made me stop doing it, ended fine but could have easily ended with me bleeding out on the floor). I still get approached about it semi regularly. I've done flesh hooks. I'd probably wuss out of putting them into someone else at this point, I know most of the theory, but don't have confidence in my hands. I've done cuttings on people in the past, but I'd probably pass on it now if someone asked - I just don't have steady enough hands for that shit. I'm not into golden showers or shit - but I've never really been asked to either. I fairly regularly pass on letting someone put something up my ass. I've tried it before, not my thing. I've done just about every possible configuration of threesome and foursome. Balls touching doesn't bother me. Double penetration of the same orrifice really doesn't do it for me, and sloppy seconds is just... ick. I was asked about a multiple day scene with no safewords the other day - in response to telling someone else that they were mental for considering it. That shit has too much risk for my blood with most people. Too much chance of it going wrong and too hard to explain to the cops if it goes wrong. With someone I knew really well who had lots and lots of experience with massively intense edge play I might think about it - but jesus that kind of thing is a lot of work - I'm not sure the reward would be worth the hassle. I fairly recently was approached by a couple. They were friends from the kink scene. She was super hot and I really wanted to fuck her. But her (then) husband was a bit of a gun freak. At one point they wanted me to fuck her, and take some photos of it for him later. Unfortunately as they were suggesting this to me? He was giving me an expression that looked suspisciously like he was planning where to put the bullet and what part of my body to keep as a trophy. I have a nasty lead allergy, so I passed on that one. I've done the open couples thing, and even the bull for a cuckold couple thing - but I'm not up for getting shot. ALT-FOCUS: Have any personal boundaries, sexual or otherwise, that you're interested in pushing?[/quote] I'm almost out of boundaries and wish list stuff. For the first time in my entire life, I'm currently dating two girls who I fuck without condoms. Both long term relationships, and neither of them capable of conceiving. Had my first and still only threesome without condoms - would love to do a lot more of that. But one of the girls is a ski instructor and just fucked off out of state to do the Australian season, and is probably going to do the Canadian season after that. Despite having professional sex worker numbers, I've never had an STI other than maybe a flu or something, and I've never had a credible pregnancy scare. I'm pretty fucking careful and paranoid about that shit. I've done flesh hooks a couple of times. I still want to do a full hook suspension. And I'm plotting to suspend a couple of friends in a two person barbed wire suspension sometime soon.
Back in the day I fucked a fat chick in my dorm room. Like really fat. Had to be almost 400lbs. Never again. My room smelled like sweaty rotten tuna for 2 weeks. I once posted an ad on craigslist looking for trashy vag. It worked. The reply I went with was a skinny truck drivers wife. They said he had E.D. and didn't mind if other men pounded his wife. They were from Idaho, traveling to the east coast with a truck full of live chickens. We met at a hotel near the interstate and he watched tv while I pounded his wife for 3 hours. It was weird having an audience on the bed next to us. But after the first couple rounds we showered with the curtain open. Their rule was that he had to be able to see us at all times. Well we get soapy and he drops his pants and takes a shit while we're cleaning up. Thats when I realize he doesn't have ED, he just doesn't have a dick. He was all scarred there. Apparrently he was kicked by a horse downstairs and it rendered everything unusable. They chopped it off and now he pisses through a tube. At first I wanted to puke at the sight, but then I just started to feel really bad for him. We all got drunk after and I learned a lot about those two. Mostly they smoked like chimneys. In a drunken stupor I agreed to tag along with them to some place on the east coast. I was thinking with the wrong head. Anyways, if you haven't pounded a truckers wife in the sleeper while going 70 down the highway... you're missing out. After a few rounds and 8 hours on the road we stop at a truck stop. While they fill up the truck with gas I used the coin operated showers. When I went to catch up with them to hopefully actually nap in the sleeper, I slowly realize they left without me. I was at a truck stop hours from home with no car. So I started asking truck drivers "headed west? Yeah? Will you give me a ride in exchange for the craziest story you've ever heard?"