You know, I'm fairly certain that the bear was shot with a tranquilizer. But, it's a lot more fun to think the bear was saying, "Goodbye cruel woooooooorld" in that picture.
That's ridiculous. As disgusting as it is, it is still anyone's right to kill themselves with a slow, last breath filled with mucous as you choke to death way. Just do it outside. It's also downright disgusting that some places are discriminating smokers on staff, or requiring new employees to guarantee they abstain from tobacco. Don't even get me started on the devils in insurance. I hate the vilification of any bad habit. Because sooner or later they'll get to one I do care about. Like booze, fried foods, Happy Meals, doughnuts, pain killers, whores, wheat bread... oh wait. Ahhh, land of the free. On a happier subject I'm going to a Middle Eastern bakery and imported foods store. Put that in your pipe and smoke it. (AHHH HA! PUNS!) Oh, baklava, sing me your siren song. Rub those gooey walnut titties on my face.
It's also a little more fun to imagine the cute otters saying, "I drowned my mate while I was fucking her and then kept on fucking her corpse until I was done." I understand that sort of thing upsets the TiBettes, though.
I think my secretary is trying to kill me. She went out, and got me coffee. As I am halfway finished, she pops her head into my office, and says, "By the way I got you the energy boost vanilla." My body cannot handle energy drinks. It barely handles coffee. My heart goes nuts over coffee, what the hell is it going to do with energy boost coffee?! If I make it through the day without having a heart attack I will be amazed.
Have fun trying to sit still! I switched to drinking tea at the office and like it... you can drink it all day and not be fucking WIRED like coffee will do to you.
I am really hungover. If I drink alcohol right now, I might hurl. I don't think my clients would like that very much. This sucks. I can't stop shaking. I am going to seek out revenge.
I read it in a sarcastic, shrew tone. The husband either Dutch Oven'd her, or ate a homewrecker burrito and got to the bathroom first before her this morning. Forgot to add the new letter opener I want to get:
Off today, headed to Vancouver Canadia for the weekend to celebrate TheGirl's birthday. If anyone knows of any events, concerts, etc they recommend, PM me! Now, I'm off to pack with a bloody mary in hand...
On the topic, how has Bunnicula not been made into a major motion picture? And don't talk to me about the ABC crap from the 80s. More proof, not that we need any, that Hollywood is creatively bankrupt.
Like adding tequila to women. I like to picture that 2 seconds later the little kid sittin on the end was launched high in the air accross the yard and completely misses the pool and maybe shanks of the corner of the house. Keep that on the lake people.
To clarify, the WDT topics have always been all over the place. That's what it's for. Ignore what you don't care about and move on. I'll just leave this here: All over a parking spot. Aren't balls worth more than that? I guess not.
I didn't know Kimchi fries existed. Until today. Ho-lee fuck were they awesome. They'd be the best drunk food ever.