Does anyone here own / regularly use a vaporizer? I've just been cursed to another month in a knee brace with concomitant increase in weed usage, I don't want to totally fuck my respiratory system, and cannabutter is mostly impractical. Any advice would be much appreciated.
It's my birthday. I just got home from dinner. I'm drunk. 8 am class will be so muc h fun tomorrow morning.
Don't be insensitive. Just because they're testicles doesn't mean they don't get to celebrate Freedom Day.
Fixed that for you. Now your drunk thread equivalent of a shot and a beer: NSFW EDIT: When you keep your balls shaved, they don't stick to your legs as much and it's easier, to reposition them if they do. I've been shaving my balls since I was 17 and heard about it watching "Orgazmo."
The Browns made a ballsy move and traded up for Trent Richardson. About goddamn time! But Brandon Weeden? Guy is about as old as me.
Dude can throw, though. Not a bad choice by any means, and I'm not that biased just because I watched him throw for a month and a half (maybe I'm biased). The Bills pick is confusing, but not terrible. Just...confusing.
Why why why why why WHY the fuck did the Titans take a WR in the first fucking round?!?!? We needed some secondary/o-line/linebacker/QB help BEFORE we add to our receiver collection. FUCK! At least we didn't take a 28 year old quarterback. AND he's a ginger. If you're going to take him, wait until the 3rd round. He's just too old to put that much money into. My condolences to all you Browns fans out there. I think Mike Holmgren took the job and is being paid by the Bengals just to make sure someone is worse than they are. The wife is out of town this weekend for her cousin's wedding. Normally, I'd go with her, but we have a wedding for 600 rich Indians (curry, not firewater) at my place this weekend. This means I'll be working from 8AM Saturday to around 2AM Sunday. Thank Vishnu I don't have to work Sunday brunch this week, like most of the schmuks I work with. Guess talent and seniority count for something. I do know that whenever the hell it is I get off Saturday night/Sunday morning, I'll be pouring some liquor down my throat and calling it a weekend. C'mon Sunday, Daddy doesn't like Hindu toecheese.
You want terrible, the Seahawks taking Bruce Irvin at #15. Good god, what the FUCK were they thinking.
You know what's terrible? When you're trying to sit around in your underwear and drink beer and people keep talking about sports that you have no interest in or knowledge about. Fuck. Here's something different. Better? You tell me. NSFW
I'm going to post again about how happy I am about the Pats actually making moves to trade up and grab a couple of defensive players that have a good chance to contribute early, especially Hightower. Spikes is probably going to move to the outside and then Mayo and Hightower inside. Woooo. And here just to make Bewildered happy.
Well said Bewildered. THERE'S A SPORTS BOARD FOR A REASON: TO KEEP SPORTS OUT OF THE WAY OF PEOPLE WHO DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THEM. To keep this drunk thread on topic: NSFW
Actually, the drunk thread is about whatever the subject du jour happens to be at the time. There have been many times when I'm not interested in whatever is being discussed at that particular point, so either I just skim the thread or try to introduce a new subject. By that same line of thinking all tits should be in the boobie and porn threads and that fucking youtube video should be in it's appropriate thread as well. In short, get bent. Now I'm just getting the edit count up too. BAM
I just restored my post to keep Bewildered from looking like she was throwing out random boom roasteds willy nilly. I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY. Also that bunny is just adorable. I can't stop staring at it.