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Woo Hoo- Everything's Slutty! Halloween Drunk Thread 2010!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Oct 29, 2010.

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  1. Rush-O-Matic

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    I love snickers, but if I see that stupid Mrs Jensen creepy mask kids on shoulders grocery store commercial again, I'm going to shoot something.
     
  2. TX.

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    Damn you, Reese's Mini Cups! I love/hate Halloween! I love dressing up, but I hate the candy that I can't seem to resist. When I was running 30+ miles a week this wasn't a problem. Now that I can't even walk like a normal person, it's a problem.

    Look for me a few months from now. I'll be the fat-ass rocking the crutches with a trail of Reese's wrappers behind me.

    Calories and fat don't count if they're MINI cups, right?
     
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    You're welcome.

    Sorry, it's just instinct at this point.
     
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    Sure thing. Bring a hockey stick to a gun fight. Y'all are going to have greasy fingers from eating all that back bacon and end up flailing around like a Special Olympics MMA fight. With snowshoes.

    Fish in a barrel I tell ya.
     
  5. Primer

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    Yup. With more sexy time.
     
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    Is it time to post the scariest things on the internet yet? Because I'm gonna start. I first saw the movie "A Fire In The Sky" when I was about 7 or 8 years old and I haven't been the same since. Even though I don't really get scared by anything, there is something about evil aliens that scares me to this day, probably because of this movie. For one, the aliens have technology that is probably at least a million years more advanced than ours, so we're fucked as far as outsmarting them goes. Second, and more terrifying, a civilization that is that advanced will just view us as lab rats and have no respect for the dignity of human life. The combination of those two facts freaks me the fuck out. A Fire In The Sky is even scarier considering that it's supposedly based on a true story. Anyway, here's a clip. The last 2 or so minutes are the worst.

     
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    Sorry, I just know how to lay the pipe.
     
  8. Primer

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    Who else masturbated their way through this post? Just me?
     
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    Yes, the past tense is accurate here. Keep telling yourselves that.
     
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    No, he's right. We've just moved on to bigger and better continents in the 20th century.
     
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    OK, this is pretty fucked up. I'm visiting some friends and one of their friends showed up. I never cared much for the guy and he basically sat around and annoyed the living fuck out of me.

    As soon as he finally left I asked "Does he still live at home with mommy?"

    He does. He's 42 and never left home.

    Jesus.

    If he ever conives a woman into going to bed with him he's going to blow the top off her head like a fucked up XXX Roman candle.
     
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    So I know that somebody did a Lil Wayne+ The Office mix already, but I'm 90% sure Kid Cudi's Pursuit of Happiness will work too. Only I can't find the vocal/ instrumental stems ANYWHERE UGH
     
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    I know I never really post here but...fuuuuuck. Black label is a beast, it makes me talk to chicks with teeth like a band saw, but she had an amazing body. Oh rebound girls, how I love thee.
     
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    Currie Cup Final today! Sharks at home vs. Western Province... it should be a great match.

    I'm trying to avoid the yacht club later, since they're serving black zambuca and amarula shots (FUCK that sounds disgusting - they're doing it because the Sharks' traditional colours are black and white and amarula is as close to white booze as you can get) and serving shots of Black & White whiskey neat. That'll be a shitshow.

    I think I'll sit here and alternate between Guinness and Havana Club Reserva...

    Which Black Label? Johnny Walker, or Carling? If it's Carling, then I completely understand...
     
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    I kissed a girl on the LIPS tonight! I'm AWESOME!
     
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    I have BrianH on retainer, and he's been bored lately.

    So yeah.... bring it, old man.
     
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    Fucking booze cruise sucked last night. One hour open bar then redocked after which pert near everyone bolted. Two of the shittiest drinking hours Ive had in a long time. Hopefully the bar bash tonight makes up for it...
     
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    Rough night at work last night. I came home and immediately cracked a beer. That was an hour ago. Now I can't decide if I should try and stay awake all day and drink, or take a nap and start re-drinking.
     
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    Dirt bikes, shotguns, whiskey and Halo then big party. Yee haw!!!
     
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    Can't go out tonight because I have my league race tommorow..Thank you idiots, way to ruin halloween for about 300 people.

    Looks like Im going to have to catch up tommorow when I get back, sorry professors, Cya Wednesday.
     
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