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Woo Hoo- Everything's Slutty! Halloween Drunk Thread 2010!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Oct 29, 2010.

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  1. Tuesday

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    Hollow out a pumpkin. Fill with ice, cider, rum. Commence blacking out.
     
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    I watched that last night as well - and I am old enough to remember when it was originally on television - CBS with Little Debbie's cupcakes as the sponsor! It is much better with adult beverages involved!

    Fortunately I live in a community that can still have a "normal" Halloween - kids go door to door and everyone decks out their house in either a scary theme or a nice Fall theme. America as it should be...
     
  3. Rush-O-Matic

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    http://cocktailconfessions.com/archives/1400

    I bought a bag of plastic eyeballs from Party City once. You could throw some of those in.
     
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    Moose milk. Best tradition I learned in the military.

    Ice cream and booze. A yummy treat that will fuck you right up.

    Google for a recipe.

    Thank me later.
     
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    As I remember, it was Dolly Madison, and I don't think that brand even exists anymore.

    Every year, my wife buys a ton of candy, and by the time ToT'ing is over, we're left with a glycemic stockpile. Come Monday, this will be either a Rant or a Rave.
     
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    On that note, I just googled alcoholic halloween punch and the first link was to this:
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    Looks pretty decent. If you are in the mood for sweet, orange, sludge that is.
     
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    Halloween - allowing adults to dress ridiculously without having to give a fuck.

    There is no tradition of dressing up for halloween here in Sweden, but I tend not to care and dress up anyway. I have promised to go out dressed as a T-rex tomorrow, and as a T-rex I will go.
     
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    Halloween check-list:

    Costume - [x]
    Condoms - [x]
    Amazing amount of liquor - [x]
    Not masturbated for a week due to moving houses - [x]
    More liquor and three parties to attend - [x]
    A wedding to attend as well for my 82 year old Great Uncle who is being married to his 80 year old girlfriend - [x]
    Living to tell the tale at the end of the weekend - [ ]
    Not getting AIDS - [ ] (I really want this one to be checked off)

    Dear TiB,

    If I don't post on Sunday, consider me dead.

    Love,
    Primer
     
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    I can't decide if I really wish I was in Edmonton right now, or if I'm really glad I'm not....
     
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    FOURK LOKO AND A OSTRRICH SUITT@! PREGME IS GOING AWESM!
     
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    I'm just glad I'm not in Canada.
     
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    So are we.
     
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    This Trunk or Treat bullshit makes me extremely sad and angry at the same time. In my youth, I would hit my neighborhood as well as a few unfamiliar streets out of the area, and wouldn't stop until my pillowcase was full of candy.

    The times have certainly changed.

    Time to calm the nerves with some booze.
     
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    Hide yo daughters, hide yo wives...
     
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    I'm drinking the Orange kind right now. It tastes like angry Gatorade. Haterade. It actually tastes like Haterade.

    My roommates gave me shit about going out without a costume. There is a Staples down the street. 100 'Hello My Name Is' nametags + the names of famous and infamous people + the attachment of said nametags to my torso and legs = Multiple Personality Disorder.

    I'm pretty sure I subconsciously stole this idea from someone here, but whatever. It was quick, easy and cheap. Plus, I'm bringing the marker and extra nametags so people can make their own and stick them to me. My personal favorite is "Sidney Feldman". Green dots to the first person who can guess the name of the movie it's from WITHOUT using Google.

    Tally-ho!
     
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    I'm here. I'm queer. LEt's start this fucking weekend off mith a mofo' bang, bitches.

     
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    A very long and boring series of events has brought me to the point of spending the Halloween weekend drinking bombay sapphire tonics by myself (possibly a roommate too, we'll see) and watching streaming netflix/playing ps3/contributing to a drunk thread. I suck (am awesome) at mixing drinks. The first one is making my eyes water and, if history is any indicator, they'll keep getting stronger as the night progresses.
     
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    Congrats buddy, but this weekend shouldn't your user name be Boo Dog?

    Hahahahahaha....

    *Crickets*

    Fuck y'all, my inner child laughed so hard at that he had an accident. An inner accident. That's some fucked up shit right there.

    Y'all are horrible people....hurting a child, even if it's an inner one.

    And I want to personally welcome our new member Skydive, I invited her here a number of months ago. Any woman that screams in an emergancy room "I broke my pussy!" is alright in my book.

    I may or may not be around tonight, I'm visiting friends (I didn't bring a computer with me) and their daughter is already trying to get me off the computer so she can go on Facebook or some damned thing.

    I have a million stories from the past few months....my life is never boring, and driving 3000 miles something was bound to get happen because obviously I got bored...
     
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