It seems no matter how much older I get, me and my friends mature at no rate whatsoever. Last night, my best friend left a memorable message on my home answering machine. Now, keep in mind we are both thirty-three years old, married, and have kids yet he leaves this fr my wife to hear: (with an abosultely perfectly disguised gay lisp) "Yo [Crown] this is Lance. We met at that new nightbclub The United Queendom last weekend for shirtless friday. Anyhoo, you promised you'd call me back and still haven't, you big big tease. Anyway, this song reminded me of you: Then, he plays a crystal-clear recording of Prince's When Doves Cry for it's entire duration ending afterwars with: "You can run, but you can't hide BIG BOY!!!" Fucking asshole. Thank God I love revenge. Focus: What are some of the memorable ways you and your friends fuck with each other? Was there tasty revenge that followed?