Winter Olympics 2018 - WDT

When I move to Missouri, if I don't build bigfoot shoes out of plywood and Bondo then go stomp around the country side, I will be very disappointed in myself.

 

Go one step further and make a suit out of burlap and a Halloween mask.

Ass-less chaps would be the real kicker as you run away.

 

I don't plan on any rednecks shooting me and stuffing me in a freezer, thank you.

 

Motherfucker had a pair of shoes in his hand, and was definitely NOT the photographer.

 

Here's something different....the news just reported there is bull on the loose in downtown Vegas, right where I drive to work.

I'm used to reports like this in rural areas, but this is a first in a big city.

 

I noticed when I rewatched the video to see if they blurred out the nipples (they did), and unless those were Maxwell Smart's shoes, dude doesn't have a camera.


I hope his friends are giving him a bunch of shit for it. "Man, you get to be an assistant on that shoot, and you can't even grab her hand?!" If they would've included those photos (and without the blurring), SI would sell a LOT more copies of their swimsuit edition.

 

...and here he is:


I just drove by the area a few minutes ago and there are helicopters all over the place.

 

Seems to me Miss Upton refused to take his hand until it was too late. Maybe she didn't want to expose herself in the middle of a topless bikini shoot? Or did she think they were actual flotation devices? I don't blame him, and really jumping in after her could've made things worse if he'd actually landed on her leg or something. Plus he'd get all wet.

 

That’s a lot of pissed-off animal, it’s almost as big as that Cherokee.

 

That's actually kinda funny. "Uh, yeah, dude, I'm not falling for the old 'here, take my hand' trick when I'm wearing a hand bra . . . oh shit!"

HE HAD ONE JOB! You can hear them counting to time the shot for the previous wave, and then they realize a big wave is coming. The guy goes out there with the single purpose of safely getting her off the rock or keeping her from falling. He failed. Tsk.

 

A lengthy active-shooter situation at a school in Florida just concluded, with the shooter being captured alive and in good condition (he might have been shot but is apparently doing ok and talking).

According to officials he was a former student of the high school. I'm sure it's no coincidence that this happened on Valentine's Day.


For Valentines my wife and I will are taking our 3 year old son to his first rodeo tomorrow. We're got seats right by the chutes and Alan Jackson is playing. It's gonna be a blast.

 

I care to the extent that I work in a school. But that's it. I'm more likely to be killed in a traffic accident on my commute to work.

To an extent I think it's good to keep this stuff in the public consciousness a bit (reasonable gun control measures, stuff like that that belongs in the serious thread). But I also have to morally justify that against, like what you said, reporters shoving cameras in kids' and parents' faces after they experienced literally the worst moment of their life.

To think people have to deal with this on Valentines Day though. And I'm sure there's gonna be some annoying social media stuff like rainbow hearts and all that. And I'm sure the media will grab onto the significance of it for ratings. But on a basic level, I'm just trying to have fun with my family tonight, have a good meal and some wine. And there are families out there who now associate Valentines Day with the massacre of loved ones.

That's fucking evil.

 

The guy on the first snowmobile gave the guy on the second one a piggyback ride after they went swimming?