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Winter Olympics 2018 - WDT

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nettdata, Feb 9, 2018.

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  1. toytoy88

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    Holy. Fucking. Shit.

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    (Taken in Hong Kong. I'm surprised it hasn't been eaten.)
     
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    I thought I'd read somewhere that boars are just regular ass pigs that have gone feral? They grow fur and fangs and a bad fucking attitude?
     
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    I think there are species of pigs that are considered boars. The feral pigs are a domestic pig species that end up looking like wild boars after a while but aren’t the same species.
     
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    I'm not posting this in the politics thread, because I have nothing political to say about it. I think the newly unveiled portrait of President Obama is terrific. I think the artist did a great job with the likeness and the uniqueness.
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    But, it does make me think of this a little bit.
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    To the new aesthetician at the salon who told me to "breathe and relax your butt": the wax you just poured on my asshole is 500 degrees. You relax your fucking butt.
     
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    Funny, that's what I tell my wife during sex.
     
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    In the words of Ron Jeremy, “a relaxed ass is a happy ass.”
     
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    I may have to tune in to the Olympics because apparently the announcers are a fountain of little known information. For example, Katie Couric informed us that the Dutch are so good at speed skating because it's an “important mode of transport” in their country.

    Who knew?
     
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    Just saw this on Reddit and thought it was funny as hell...

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    Racoons and squirrels living in the rafters, and then shit started to thaw out. Literally.

    And people wonder why I have no qualms about plugging them with my pellet rifle. They're not "cute", they create expensive damage.
     
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    Pretty sure I'm fucking up the natural balance or whatever they call it in the ecosystem, but far as I'm concerned it's open season on those fuckers. Opossums, coons, armadillos, coyote, hogs, brown squirrels that get in front of my .22. Target practice.
     
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    What I should do today is be a productive human and do my taxes and laundry and boring responsible adult things.

    What I REALLY want to do is drive to Hamtramck, buy a mountain of paczki, then have craft time and make valentines out of all these super silly neural network-generated candy hearts.

    Decisions, decisions...
     

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    I mean, if ANL LOVE doesn't say "you're the one" then I don't even know why Hallmark bothered creating this "holiday."
     
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    You mean hole-iday?
     
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    This guy is the worst super model helper of all time. How do you a) not hold to her better? b) not go into the water with her? Holy crap, that was a weak effort. Those boobs are worth millions of dollars and you're making like $9 an hour, your ass better lay out. Just sayin

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BfJXU27lFKy/?hl=en&taken-by=si_swimsuit

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    Dude is the photographer... his other hand had his crazy-expensive camera in it.

    Doing his photog math:
    • she's not going to suck my dick
    • my camera is super expensive
    • I see tons of naked chicks regularly
    • a lot of them will fuck me
    • did I mention my camera is super expensive
    • I probably like dick anyway
    I can see how that played out the way it did.
     
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    Look! A Bear! Let's call it "Bigfoot"!

     
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    Wow. A large, lumbering brown mass in the Canadian wilderness. Call Don Ameche pronto.
     
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    My cousins are all over it, this is just more proof to them, fucking morons.
     
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    I love it how no one can hold their camera remotely steady during these "sightings."

    Looks to me like it could be a moose as well. Brown bear or moose.
     
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