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Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nettdata, Feb 9, 2018.
Fuck IOC corruption.
Time for some international competition.
We're already winning.
Actually Ghana is winning. Since when the countries come into the Olympic Stadium during the Parade of Nations, they go by alphabetical order in the native language of the host country (though Greece always goes first, out of tradition).
Sorry moose fuckers. Y'all still gotta hang on back. In 69th place, actually.
All right... so the only beef I have right now is the blatant drooling the female announcers were doing over the "cross country skier" from Tonga:
If the roles were reversed, and it was a hot chick in a bikini parading around, with male announcers drooling over her, do you think that would be acceptable?
Because yes, I do think that would be acceptable.
That’s the same dude who in Brazil became viral famous when he showed up similarly greased up. He was competing in judo then. Complete 180 sport change, barely qualified for the Olympics.
He took up cross country skiing just so he could show up. He's the country's only competitor.
I'm thinking he REALLY digs the fun and games in the Athlete's Village.
Can't blame him, really... more power to him.
With the exception of the norovirus outbreak, I can’t think of a better place to try and get one’s dick wet than an Olympic village. The dude from Tonga is probably gonna clean up.
How very Canadian of you, calling a nothing - nothing tie as a win.
What are you cheering? You guys are in last place in those standings. Losers.
Who’s also here to watch Bus League players and NHL rejects limp hockey out to the barn?
I read that they gave each athlete 40 condoms for the two weeks. Damn that's a whole lot of sex if you figure in that when you run out of your 40 the person you're having sex with may have some left over.
One person gets enough condoms for almost 3X a day. Shit. Even at my most whorish, drug addled, drunken, band playing days there's no way I could've kept that up. I would've been an inside out, exhausted puddle of goo.
Just another reason to admire Olympic athletes. They're fucking harder and more often then the rest of us could ever hope to do.
In Vancouver, they ran out a few days into it and had to resupply.
Umm, I PLENTY hoped to do that in my day. If I was 19 and living in a condo village for two weeks with hundreds of 19 year old females who were harder than coffin nails.... fuck competing in sports. THAT is your reward for all your hard work. Because even the curlers are hot as fuck there.
I remember that and remember clearly thinking "How in the blue fuck do they do that?"
I'm with you in spirit. I was there in body years ago (Not an athlete, but in getting laid a bunch)
After a few days of sex every few hours you kind of get worn down. Worn down to the point of "I don't care how hot you are, my dick isn't working anymore. Please go away and let me sleep." I was as horny as any 20 year old, but dear God, after a week or so of that shit I'd rather go fishing.
The Norwegian Olympic Team:
Synchronized drones creep me the fuck out, and I don’t know why.
Uh, because they can suddenly swarm into the words "look behind you" - yeah. I'm with you. It's unnerving.
It's when they become self aware and lose the synchronization that I start looking for a gun.
But they could do a perfect “Thriller” dance. And maybe you can get them to form together into a big super-drone, like Voltron, Megazord or Devastator used to.
Then, the world is yours.
We are all sick, we tested negative for the flu, just a normal cold.
When my wife gets sick, not much changes. She's limited in what she can do because of her injury.
When I get sick, I absolutely can't perform normally. I say fuck it, a lot. Housework get's put on hold, I don't cook decent meals. I do whatever makes it easiest on me. I just want Dayquil/Nyquil and my couch.
My son gets sick, I think he still has the energy to swim from Cuba to Florida. How the fuck does he do it? I wish I felt as good as he does, or he felt as bad as I do. I just want to be on equal ground.
I got the flu this year. It's been damn near two weeks, and I'm still not able to exercise, nor have I had any appetite (sexual or otherwise). I have been in bed at 7:30 4 nights this week.
Fuck this flu.
Oh, and when I went to the lab to get tested for flu, I got pink eye. Thanks, random Puerto Rican child!