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Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Jan 5, 2018.

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  1. Fiveslide

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    My wife has a cereal problem. She went to the grocery store alone yesterday and came home with nine boxes. We already had six boxes in the cabinet. Do any of you have fifteen boxes of cereal in your homes? I'm planning to build a dungeon to chain her up in so she can't get loose again.









    That last sentence was a joke, don't send the cops!
     
    #361 Fiveslide, Feb 9, 2018
  2. Rush-O-Matic

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    They may already be on the way. Word is, the cops are looking for a cereal killer in your area.
     
    #362 Rush-O-Matic, Feb 9, 2018
  3. Nettdata

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    My brother-in-law is a cereal addict. Can't cook worth shit, but loves cereal.

    They have a huge cabinet that is just for cereal. Hot cereal, cold cereal, healthy cereal, Saturday morning cartoon cereal... it's like a grocery store in there.

    I enjoy the occasional bowl of fruit loops, but that's about it for me.
     
    #363 Nettdata, Feb 9, 2018
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    She brought home three boxes of chocolate frosted flakes, which is my new favorite, those were for me. We also got three canisters of Folgers when we had plenty of coffee already and she buys a lot of frozen food without considering if we have room for it in the freezer. This is what happens when you leave her alone with a debit card.

    She doesn't get to do the shopping often, because of her mobility issues, not because I don't let her. I'm sick, so she went.
     
    #365 Fiveslide, Feb 9, 2018
  6. toytoy88

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    Check around the house and see if you find any hidden copies of the Book of Mormon.
     
    #366 toytoy88, Feb 9, 2018
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    So here in the midwest, snowmageddon/snowpocalypse is upon us. Mateo (still not sure why we're naming winter storms other than some nutbag thought winter storms were jealous of hurricanes) is a big pussy. For all the hype it's not bad out at all. Of course they said it would be awful so schools and a ton of businesses shut down for the day. Anywho, nothing to worry about.
     
    #367 Hoosiermess, Feb 9, 2018
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    This winter is sucking my wallet dry. Here in the mild south, heat pumps are a great choice for central HVAC. But, man, extended cold when it can't keep up, and those electric heat strips have to kick on? Fuuuuuuu
     
    #368 Rush-O-Matic, Feb 9, 2018
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    Fucking tell me about it, just got my bill for last month, holy fuck does it need to warm up.
     
    #369 Flat_Rate, Feb 9, 2018
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    Thirded, my heat bill’s more than twice what it normally is. Surely just a coincidence...
     
    #370 dieformetal, Feb 9, 2018
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    How to get kicked out of the Olympics:

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    #371 toytoy88, Feb 9, 2018
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    I met some neighbors from a different building at my new apartment. This is in North Austin, TX.

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  13. Revengeofthenerds

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    Worst way to wake up ever?

    Yesterday I put on my jeans and there was a scorpion inside. Stung me repeatedly (inner thigh, far too close to my thunder stick) before I was able to get the jeans off.

    All that before I got my first cup of coffee.

    Fuck nature.
     
    #373 Revengeofthenerds, Feb 9, 2018
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    Pics or it didn't happen. I want to see your bloody thigh.
     
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    BOOM ROASTED!!!
     
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    Who the fuck takes pictures of their thigh? (Except for maybe your mother in law?)

    And it wasn't bloody, just swollen.
     
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