Adult Content Warning

This community may contain adult content that is not suitable for minors. By closing this dialog box or continuing to navigate this site, you certify that you are 18 years of age and consent to view adult content.

WILDCARD WDT NSFW

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Jan 5, 2018.

Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.
  1. Juice

    Juice
    Expand Collapse
    Moderately Gender Fluid

    Reputation:
    1,389
    Joined:
    Oct 19, 2009
    Messages:
    13,429
    Location:
    Boston
  2. NatCH

    NatCH
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    445
    Joined:
    Jan 10, 2012
    Messages:
    3,060
    Location:
    Absolute center of the continental US
    So THAT’S where he got his username...
    And THAT’S why he kept trying to downplay the hairbrush incident...
     
  3. toytoy88

    toytoy88
    Expand Collapse
    Alone in the dark, drooling on himself

    Reputation:
    1,264
    Joined:
    Oct 20, 2009
    Messages:
    8,763
    Location:
    The fucking desert. I hate the fucking desert.
    Lancaster, PA police want folks to be on the lookout for a suspect about 5 feet 4 inches tall and between 30 to 40 years of age. The suspect was also believed to be Asian or South American. Police said the suspect had black hair and wide cheekbones.

    Luckily, they provided a sketch to help in identifying the suspect.


    Capture.PNG
     
  4. Crown Royal

    Crown Royal
    Expand Collapse
    Just call me Topher

    Reputation:
    951
    Joined:
    Oct 31, 2009
    Messages:
    22,740
    Location:
    London, Ontario
    Be on the lookout for Relic from “The Beachcombers”.
     
  5. toytoy88

    toytoy88
    Expand Collapse
    Alone in the dark, drooling on himself

    Reputation:
    1,264
    Joined:
    Oct 20, 2009
    Messages:
    8,763
    Location:
    The fucking desert. I hate the fucking desert.
    Or Gilligan.
     
  6. sharkhead nachos

    sharkhead nachos
    Expand Collapse
    Experienced Idiot

    Reputation:
    57
    Joined:
    Feb 27, 2010
    Messages:
    186
    Location:
    La.
    Currently sitting in the lobby of our hotel on St. Charles street waiting for a couple of Mardi Gras parades to come by (the wife's oldest daughter is riding in the Krewe of Nyx).
    It's raining and the radar shows more rain on the way for the next couple of hours... and it's about 48° outside.

    I drained my margarita an hour ago and there's children fighting and crying in the lobby as well.

    What a shit show.
     
  7. Rush-O-Matic

    Rush-O-Matic
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    1,309
    Joined:
    Nov 11, 2009
    Messages:
    12,140
    You need more beads.
     
  8. sharkhead nachos

    sharkhead nachos
    Expand Collapse
    Experienced Idiot

    Reputation:
    57
    Joined:
    Feb 27, 2010
    Messages:
    186
    Location:
    La.

    Yes.
    Yes I do.
     
  9. Nettdata

    Nettdata
    Expand Collapse
    Mr. Toast

    Reputation:
    2,868
    Joined:
    Feb 14, 2006
    Messages:
    25,783
    Your wife have beads?

    Asking for a friend... (@Rush-O-Matic)
     
  10. toytoy88

    toytoy88
    Expand Collapse
    Alone in the dark, drooling on himself

    Reputation:
    1,264
    Joined:
    Oct 20, 2009
    Messages:
    8,763
    Location:
    The fucking desert. I hate the fucking desert.
    Unbelievable. They caught the guy. Seriously.


    Capture.PNG
     
  11. sharkhead nachos

    sharkhead nachos
    Expand Collapse
    Experienced Idiot

    Reputation:
    57
    Joined:
    Feb 27, 2010
    Messages:
    186
    Location:
    La.
    Sadly, no beads. Not the kind to be seen in public anyway...hay-ooo!


    The big thing to get from this particular parade are "purses"*

    It's an all female parade where they hand out the purses, but generally you are either very lucky or know someone on the floats to hand you one directly.

    The purses are sometimes just decorated cigar boxes and a strap is added to look like a purse. The stepdaughter on the float worked on them for a couple of weeks, not sure exactly how many she made though. She handed one to my wife and her cousin that was standing with her. I was back by the entrance of the hotel because it is pouring rain and still cold as Hell.



    *The big thing for the Zulu parade are decorated coconuts and for Muses it's decorated shoes.
     
  12. audreymonroe

    audreymonroe
    Expand Collapse
    The most powerful cervix... in the world...

    Reputation:
    546
    Joined:
    Nov 23, 2009
    Messages:
    2,859
    Location:
    Brooklyn, NY
    Have the extremely talented sketch artist and the person who thought that guy was Asian or South American ever seen another person before? Do they know what people look like?
     
  13. Juice

    Juice
    Expand Collapse
    Moderately Gender Fluid

    Reputation:
    1,389
    Joined:
    Oct 19, 2009
    Messages:
    13,429
    Location:
    Boston
    Reminds me of the leprechaun sketch in this timeless classic:

     
  14. Crown Royal

    Crown Royal
    Expand Collapse
    Just call me Topher

    Reputation:
    951
    Joined:
    Oct 31, 2009
    Messages:
    22,740
    Location:
    London, Ontario
    See? He looks like Relic:
    F8D0657F-53D4-4206-94B0-0B54B1D42D5A.jpeg
     
  15. toytoy88

    toytoy88
    Expand Collapse
    Alone in the dark, drooling on himself

    Reputation:
    1,264
    Joined:
    Oct 20, 2009
    Messages:
    8,763
    Location:
    The fucking desert. I hate the fucking desert.
    I'll be honest, I don't see it either, but the suspect's name is Hunt Phuoc Nguyen, so he's either at least part Asian or his parents had a really twisted sense of humor.

    Then again, maybe he was just really, really surprised in the picture.
     
  16. Revengeofthenerds

    Revengeofthenerds
    Expand Collapse
    ER Frequent Flyer Platinum Member

    Reputation:
    1,048
    Joined:
    Feb 26, 2011
    Messages:
    13,017
    Hunt Fuck Win? Really??

    That might be the greatest name I’ve ever heard.
     
  17. toytoy88

    toytoy88
    Expand Collapse
    Alone in the dark, drooling on himself

    Reputation:
    1,264
    Joined:
    Oct 20, 2009
    Messages:
    8,763
    Location:
    The fucking desert. I hate the fucking desert.
    That's the name of my next band.
     
  18. Revengeofthenerds

    Revengeofthenerds
    Expand Collapse
    ER Frequent Flyer Platinum Member

    Reputation:
    1,048
    Joined:
    Feb 26, 2011
    Messages:
    13,017
    That's the name of my next fantasy football team
     
  19. Kubla Kahn

    Kubla Kahn
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    711
    Joined:
    Oct 19, 2009
    Messages:
    11,297
    Still one of the best videos the internet has ever produced.
     
  20. bewildered

    bewildered
    Expand Collapse
    Deeply satisfied pooper

    Reputation:
    1,223
    Joined:
    Oct 26, 2009
    Messages:
    10,979
    All the architect students at ND build little....things . ...on their cap on graduation day. The Crichton Leprechaun Event happened the year my sister graduated and she built a little scene with a tree and a leprechaun. It perfectly pulled together the school mascot + current memes + hometown stuff.

    I'm reading about all this again on the Wiki page and laughing my ass off in my office at work. It looks like the Bob and Dan show of Dallas sports radio did a field investigation in 2014 and confirmed the leprechaun to be a local dwarf African American named Midget Sean.
     
    #360 bewildered, Feb 8, 2018
    Last edited: Feb 8, 2018
Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.